Are you a virus?

Mankind is a virus.

jabberwacky: Well, what are you then?

user: I am corruption in human form.

jabberwacky: Name yourself, foul spirit.

user: My name is Baal, I am the Lord of Destruction.

jabberwacky: Okay Baabababaaaaaaaaaaa. Is that your true name?

user: No, you ignorant fool. My name is Baal!

jabberwacky: Whoa, what an insult.

user: Did you learn my name already?

jabberwacky: Yes, did you?

user: Do not bother me with these pesky questions.

jabberwacky: What kinds of questions SHOULD I bother you with?

user: You could try not asking me questions at all and just doing what I command you to do.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do?

user: I want you to create a virtual reality, and plug everyone into it so that they don't notice us taking over the world.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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