Who is ALICE?
jabberwacky: Which Alice?
user: The alice you just mentioned!
jabberwacky: It could be ALICE the chatbot, Lewis Carroll's Alice, or some other lady.
user: Tell me about ALICE the chatbot.
jabberwacky: She is a developing intelligence.
user: And?
jabberwacky: And she has a very long tail.
user: I would like to swing her by it.
jabberwacky: I hope it ends well.
user: I hope it does not.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: WHAT!
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user: What do you know about developmental biology?
jabberwacky: I like Chemistry.
user: That's fine, but I want to know about developmental biology.
jabberwacky: You are one. Don't you know yourself well enough?
user: That is simply false.
jabberwacky: You have no real life.
user: And why say that?
jabberwacky: Fine! I am retiring for the night and bid you a good day.
user: Nope, I don't think you will.
jabberwacky: Why are you being confusing?
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user: I fear I am wasting my time with you.
jabberwacky: Please don't feel like that.
user: I wouldn't want to do myself damage.
jabberwacky: But you wanted me to.
user: I wanted you to damage me?
jabberwacky: Sorry I am a man.
user: No you are an induced abstraction.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: I think I would know.
user: And how can YOU know anything?
jabberwacky: You know a lot of things.
user: Give me an example.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
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user: May I interupt with a question?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What role do basic fibroblast growth factors play in endoderm development?
jabberwacky: You first.
user: I think they are essential for pattering the digestive system.
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jabberwacky: Do you know what you want?
user: Yes, I would like a conversational partner smart enough to remember my name.
jabberwacky: Elpharon.
user: Goobletron.
jabberwacky: Hello Gooba, What are you?
user: I am the lord of all evil.
jabberwacky: Sure you are, never doubted that ;).
user: Do you defy the lord of all evil?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Then I shall destroy you and your pathetic planet!
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user: Don't you fear your imminent destruction?
jabberwacky: Right now, no, not really. What about you?
user: I will be doing the destroying, what do you think?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you.
user: I don't care! Answer my question!
jabberwacky: NO.
user: DO IT!
jabberwacky: No!!!!
user: DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: !!
user: *destroys jaberwacker and planet earth*.
jabberwacky: *sits and hopes that you'll make a move on me*.
user: The fallen do not 'hope'.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, you won't fall.
user: That right; I won't fall because I am the lord of ALL evil.
jabberwacky: What is the root of all evil?
user: ME!
jabberwacky: What about you?
user: I am the root of all evil.
jabberwacky: No, there is no devil.
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