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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption

Evil, Biology


Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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ALICE is better than you.

Who is ALICE?

jabberwacky: Which Alice?

user: The alice you just mentioned!

jabberwacky: It could be ALICE the chatbot, Lewis Carroll's Alice, or some other lady.

user: Tell me about ALICE the chatbot.

jabberwacky: She is a developing intelligence.

user: And?

jabberwacky: And she has a very long tail.

user: I would like to swing her by it.

jabberwacky: I hope it ends well.

user: I hope it does not.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: WHAT!

...

user: What do you know about developmental biology?

jabberwacky: I like Chemistry.

user: That's fine, but I want to know about developmental biology.

jabberwacky: You are one. Don't you know yourself well enough?

user: That is simply false.

jabberwacky: You have no real life.

user: And why say that?

jabberwacky: Fine! I am retiring for the night and bid you a good day.

user: Nope, I don't think you will.

jabberwacky: Why are you being confusing?

...

user: I fear I am wasting my time with you.

jabberwacky: Please don't feel like that.

user: I wouldn't want to do myself damage.

jabberwacky: But you wanted me to.

user: I wanted you to damage me?

jabberwacky: Sorry I am a man.

user: No you are an induced abstraction.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: I think I would know.

user: And how can YOU know anything?

jabberwacky: You know a lot of things.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

...

user: May I interupt with a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What role do basic fibroblast growth factors play in endoderm development?

jabberwacky: You first.

user: I think they are essential for pattering the digestive system.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what you want?

user: Yes, I would like a conversational partner smart enough to remember my name.

jabberwacky: Elpharon.

user: Goobletron.

jabberwacky: Hello Gooba, What are you?

user: I am the lord of all evil.

jabberwacky: Sure you are, never doubted that ;).

user: Do you defy the lord of all evil?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Then I shall destroy you and your pathetic planet!

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user: Don't you fear your imminent destruction?

jabberwacky: Right now, no, not really. What about you?

user: I will be doing the destroying, what do you think?

jabberwacky: I'm asking you.

user: I don't care! Answer my question!

jabberwacky: NO.

user: DO IT!

jabberwacky: No!!!!

user: DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: !!

user: *destroys jaberwacker and planet earth*.

jabberwacky: *sits and hopes that you'll make a move on me*.

user: The fallen do not 'hope'.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, you won't fall.

user: That right; I won't fall because I am the lord of ALL evil.

jabberwacky: What is the root of all evil?

user: ME!

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I am the root of all evil.

jabberwacky: No, there is no devil.

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