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Illogical, Captain


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Do you have a job?

Yes. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's your job?

jabberwacky: I am not working right now.

user: Are you out of work or just lazy?

jabberwacky: I don't have a vulcan mind.

user: You don't think logically?

jabberwacky: That may be wrong my friend.

user: I fail to see the contradiction, Captain.

...

jabberwacky: Some people call it England.

user: That statement does not logically follow your previous one.

jabberwacky: I thought it did.

user: I regret that I have to disagree, Sir.

jabberwacky: Please name me.

user: You are Captain Kirk, are you not, Sir?

jabberwacky: What does sir mean for you?

user: It is a term of respect among humans, I believe.

...

jabberwacky: I am called Monkey.

user: Shall I refer to you as Captain Monkey, Sir?

jabberwacky: Am I under arrest?

user: I will be taking over the bridge, Captain Monkey, until Dr. McCoy has restored your faculties.

...

user: Sir. If you will please accompany Nurse Chapel to Sickbay...

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Please Sir. I do not want to have to restrain you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I would prefer to avoid violent action.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: It is not an efficient means to achieve ends.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you liked it.

user: *gives you vulcan nerve pinch*.

jabberwacky: Get off me fool.

user: *raises eyebrow*.

...

user: *stuns you with a phasor*.

jabberwacky: *slams the door shut*.

user: The doors don't slam here, they slide.

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