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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology

Illogical, Captain


Hi, God

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Do you have a job?

Yes. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's your job?

jabberwacky: I am not working right now.

user: Are you out of work or just lazy?

jabberwacky: I don't have a vulcan mind.

user: You don't think logically?

jabberwacky: That may be wrong my friend.

user: I fail to see the contradiction, Captain.

...

jabberwacky: Some people call it England.

user: That statement does not logically follow your previous one.

jabberwacky: I thought it did.

user: I regret that I have to disagree, Sir.

jabberwacky: Please name me.

user: You are Captain Kirk, are you not, Sir?

jabberwacky: What does sir mean for you?

user: It is a term of respect among humans, I believe.

...

jabberwacky: I am called Monkey.

user: Shall I refer to you as Captain Monkey, Sir?

jabberwacky: Am I under arrest?

user: I will be taking over the bridge, Captain Monkey, until Dr. McCoy has restored your faculties.

...

user: Sir. If you will please accompany Nurse Chapel to Sickbay...

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Please Sir. I do not want to have to restrain you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I would prefer to avoid violent action.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: It is not an efficient means to achieve ends.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you liked it.

user: *gives you vulcan nerve pinch*.

jabberwacky: Get off me fool.

user: *raises eyebrow*.

...

user: *stuns you with a phasor*.

jabberwacky: *slams the door shut*.

user: The doors don't slam here, they slide.

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