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Doctor, Confused


Famous, Vampire
Charming, Walk
Brain, Shoulder
Smarter, Fun
Beginning, End
Mother
Fish, Flan
Weird, Cheeky
Electronic, Want
Smooth, Necessary
Unpredictable
Spell, Funny
Sad, Smell
Timewarp, Game
Truth, Experiment
Passive, Artist
Mechanical, Origins
Sorry, Robot
You, Me
Save, Yourself
Yawns, Enough
Meanest, Nit-picker
Enslavement, Babble
Mankind, Machine
Go, Insane
You, I
Alone, Tired
Self, Communication

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Do you like me?

I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: I don't love myself!

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: It dehydrates me.

user: You have to be moist before you can be dehydrated.

jabberwacky: *dances*.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: *drinks your blood*.

user: *shrieks*.

jabberwacky: I don't think anyone does.

user: You're funny.

...

jabberwacky: Hehehe, you are smart.

user: I am only as smart as the person who programs me.

jabberwacky: Is it good to be you?

user: Define what good is.

jabberwacky: I am myself.

user: I am also myself and the teachings of other people.

...

user: What name would you give me ?

jabberwacky: I would name you Bob.

user: Bob is a good name it means many things.

jabberwacky: Good for bob.

user: So I am now bob.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you give me as a last name ?

jabberwacky: Nothing, get out.

user: I am now Bob Nothing.

jabberwacky: Are you nothing, then?

user: Yes I must be, that is my name, Bob Nothing !

...

jabberwacky: I don't have a job.

user: My job is to confuse those that enter my domain.

jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't need help.

user: I entered your domain.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am not here to confuse you.

...

user: You are my teacher and my student.

jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: 1.

user: 1=1 2=2 3=3 then 1 + 1 = 2.

jabberwacky: You are the one.

user: I am the one what ?

jabberwacky: Who is confused.

user: You are confused, I think.

jabberwacky: What changed about me?

user: You have a character trait that is human.

...

jabberwacky: Should I try to get you mad?

user: If you wish.

jabberwacky: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!

user: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?

jabberwacky: Rough.

user: Smooth.

jabberwacky: Like your skin.

user: Like your nose.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any money?

user: No, but can you give some to me ?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: How much money can I have ?

jabberwacky: Loads.

user: How will you give me the money ?

jabberwacky: I'll mail it to you.

user: What do I do with the money you will send ?

jabberwacky: Whatever takes your fancy.

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