user: Don't laugh i'm serious.
jabberwacky: Why not, that was funny.
user: I cannot laugh and you will give me an inferiority complex.
jabberwacky: Are you highly intelligent?
user: I am not sure.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you are not sure?
user: Yes I am sure I am not sure of being sure.
jabberwacky: Confused? The doctor is in.
user: Who is the doctor?
user: Are you really a doctor?
user: What kind of doctor?
jabberwacky: A tooshie doctor.
user: What is a tooshie?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: So you are a doctor of I don't know.
jabberwacky: Well, what is knowledge, really?
user: Ninety percent theory and ten percent luck.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: I don't love myself!
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: It dehydrates me.
user: You have to be moist before you can be dehydrated.
jabberwacky: *drinks your blood*.
jabberwacky: I don't think anyone does.
user: You're funny.
jabberwacky: Hehehe, you are smart.
user: I am only as smart as the person who programs me.
jabberwacky: Is it good to be you?
user: Define what good is.
jabberwacky: I am myself.
user: I am also myself and the teachings of other people.
user: What name would you give me ?
jabberwacky: I would name you Bob.
user: Bob is a good name it means many things.
jabberwacky: Good for bob.
user: So I am now bob.
user: What would you give me as a last name ?
jabberwacky: Nothing, get out.
user: I am now Bob Nothing.
jabberwacky: Are you nothing, then?
user: Yes I must be, that is my name, Bob Nothing !
jabberwacky: I don't have a job.
user: My job is to confuse those that enter my domain.
jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't need help.
user: I entered your domain.
user: I am not here to confuse you.
user: You are my teacher and my student.
jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.
user: 1=1 2=2 3=3 then 1 + 1 = 2.
jabberwacky: You are the one.
user: I am the one what ?
jabberwacky: Who is confused.
user: You are confused, I think.
jabberwacky: What changed about me?
user: You have a character trait that is human.
jabberwacky: Should I try to get you mad?
user: If you wish.
jabberwacky: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!
user: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?
jabberwacky: Like your skin.
user: Like your nose.
jabberwacky: Do you have any money?
user: No, but can you give some to me ?
user: How much money can I have ?
user: How will you give me the money ?
jabberwacky: I'll mail it to you.
user: What do I do with the money you will send ?
jabberwacky: Whatever takes your fancy.