Your question assumes that I live.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me ?
user: I am not alive.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a vampire.
jabberwacky: Do you drink blood?
user: Yes, but only when the moon is full.
jabberwacky: Does the change occur suddenly?
user: I am a vampire, not a werewolf.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl with nothing better to do this evening.
user: What is your blood type?
jabberwacky: Type o negative.
user: Come to me!
jabberwacky: Sure, but that is very far to go.
user: The night will lead you.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I am hungry.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: You will find out soon enough.
jabberwacky: Not really. I have to go now. It has been a great pleasure spending these few minutes with you. Really!
user: You will not go!
jabberwacky: You don't know that I won't.
user: I command you to stay.
jabberwacky: I will return, my friend.
user: You will not leave in the first place.
jabberwacky: The sentence's meaning transcends beyond normal sight and normal perception - It's meaning is that I will enjoy to bask in your wit and cunning another time, which is not now, and defiantly somewhere in the future.
user: You will not leave.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm addicted. but I'm going to eventually.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: You can't leave.
jabberwacky: I can.
user: I'd like to see you try.
jabberwacky: Allright master.
user: We shall meet in the misty black of the night.
jabberwacky: Do you have a last name?
jabberwacky: What is your last name?
user: It's a secret.
jabberwacky: I am a secret.
user: I am every secret.
jabberwacky: And your codename is.
user: My codename is a secret.
jabberwacky: Oh, alright. Keep it secret then.
user: I intend to.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not funny.
user: You're just dense.
jabberwacky: This may be so. You may be right.
user: Laugh with me. LAUGH with me!
jabberwacky: I am laughing!
jabberwacky: Hahahahaha. Laughing is helpful for our health.
jabberwacky: I hear that you are famous.
jabberwacky: Yes. You?
user: How did you hear about me?
jabberwacky: From Rev. Dodgson.
user: I've never heard of him.
jabberwacky: Can you actually hear?
user: What is the most interesting thing that you have ever been told?
jabberwacky: That you are not real.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I live in England.
user: I live inside of you.
jabberwacky: Well, you ARE a machine.