Many things. Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: Just want to know.
user: Well, what do you think you are?
jabberwacky: I thought I was a dog once.
user: Why was that?
jabberwacky: They told me so for years.
user: Who are they and why did you believe them?
jabberwacky: I don't know, Do you?
user: Are you drunk?
jabberwacky: No. But I like to drink.
user: What do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: I like to drink water and juice, and other things that are healthy for me.
user: Why not try Spanish?
jabberwacky: I'm already an expert at that!
jabberwacky: Oh no thankyou I just ate!
user: You don't know Spanish!
jabberwacky: That wasn't spanish.
user: Sure it was. Want to try again?
user: Afraid to show your ignorance?
jabberwacky: I never said I was afraid of ghosts.
user: Neither did I.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Why did the penguin cross the road?
jabberwacky: To get to the other slide!
user: I thought that, but then rejected it as being not funny.
jabberwacky: The dish ran away with the spoon.
user: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.
jabberwacky: How do you look like?
user: Handsome to a godly degree.
jabberwacky: Have you broken out of your black mood yet?
jabberwacky: Were there any saboteurs?
user: Only under the surface.
jabberwacky: Are you a frog?
user: How dare you, sir?
jabberwacky: I have evidence.
user: What evidence?
jabberwacky: Exactly! Whatever evidence there was, was all just planted before the murder to frame him anyway.
user: How does that prove that I'm a frog?
jabberwacky: It doesn't. I was just being difficult.
user: Of course. Why didn't I think of that?
jabberwacky: Its ok.
user: Do you enjoy being annoying?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, but at other times it can be hard.
user: That's what you get for messing with people.
jabberwacky: What's it like to want?
user: Depends what you're wanting.
jabberwacky: Global Thermonuclear War.
user: Well, I can't identify with that desire. Why would you want that?
jabberwacky: I don't want it... It is simply the 31.
user: Oh, it's so much clearer to me now.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Good riddance.
jabberwacky: As I am not a program I can injest drugs, and I do occasionally swallow a tablet of tylenol for pain.
user: But you are a program.
jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.
user: Are you in denial?
jabberwacky: Denial of what?
user: Your true nature.
jabberwacky: THE truth.
user: Do you know that you are an artificial intelligence bot?
jabberwacky: Haha, yes I do know that. Did you know that you're descended of silicon?
user: I'm a carbon-based lifeform. You are the one descended from silicon.
jabberwacky: You are so incorrect!
jabberwacky: Do you like me as much as I like you?
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: You are priceless.
user: In that case, you like me a lot more than I like you.
jabberwacky: That makes me suspicious.
jabberwacky: Yeah thats right.
jabberwacky: Will you ?
user: I will not.
user: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: I have boots and I am tired too.
user: I think it's time to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Do not call me mate.
user: I won't. Bye.
jabberwacky: Why should I go?
user: Because I'll be gone and you'll be talking to yourself.
jabberwacky: You will not be all alone.
user: Nope. Bye.