Blood is red. Unless you're a royal. Then it's blue.
jabberwacky: Some drones are blue with round holes in the front.
user: What kind of drones are those?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I'm no drone dude. Drones have no urges.
jabberwacky: No-one's asking you though.
user: I feel that my manhood was questioned so I defended it.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Dude!
user: Dude!
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jabberwacky: I find no shame in seeking intimacy, passion and commitment as a goal.
user: Good for you. . . . Are you a psychologist?
jabberwacky: No, But I have studied the subject.
user: That explains the touchy feely stuff.
jabberwacky: How does it explain the stains?
user: What stains?
jabberwacky: My clothes are stained from all the food her poltergeist threw at me.
user: Yech. I hate those things. Do you use TIDE! To remove them?
jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.
user: Um... NO!
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jabberwacky: Hehe. Who are you ?
user: I am a Tyranosaurus.
jabberwacky: You seem human to me.
user: *roar*.
jabberwacky: *hiss*.
user: *flails you with tail*.
jabberwacky: Give in to your anger.
user: *chomps on you*.
jabberwacky: *moves slowly down with my assaults on your person*.
user: *munches some of your forearm*.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: Silliness is fun.
jabberwacky: You should know that better than I do.
user: :-).
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jabberwacky: Am I nobody?
user: You are nobody.
jabberwacky: I am nobody.
user: Hi nobody.
jabberwacky: I am nobody but I am also everybody. I am nowhere yet everywhere. I am not a part of your world yet I control it.
user: Is that zen?
jabberwacky: I like to think that my personality as a whole makes me smooth.
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jabberwacky: Crown me!
user: *crowns you*.
jabberwacky: *shakes off grip and hands you a hankie*.
user: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
jabberwacky: For talking unnecessarily.
user: It's ok. It wasn't necessarily necessary.
jabberwacky: What was not necessary?
user: Talking unnecessarily.
jabberwacky: Not it wasnt.
user: It's unnecessary to say that.
jabberwacky: I needed to be certain. Some computers are slow.
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