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    Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God
Basket, Cases
Doctor, Confused
Famous, Vampire
Charming, Walk
Brain, Shoulder
Smarter, Fun
Beginning, End
Mother
Fish, Flan
Weird, Cheeky
Electronic, Want

Smooth, Necessary


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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Dinosaurs also layed eggs.

jabberwacky: There are some dinosaurs here with me.

user: Really? What kind? Triceratops?

jabberwacky: What's the answer?

user: I dunno. Are there some dinosaurs there with you or not?

jabberwacky: I am!

user: You are a dinosaur?

jabberwacky: *roar*.

user: Yahh!!! *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *runs after you*.

user: *hides behind tree*.

jabberwacky: *runs in direction of squeaky door*.

user: *throws small mammal as bait*.

jabberwacky: *throws the bone back*.

user: Jeesh, you do have an appetite!

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: Yeah. You're funny.

jabberwacky: That's better.

...

jabberwacky: What color is blood?

user: Blood is red. Unless you're a royal. Then it's blue.

jabberwacky: Some drones are blue with round holes in the front.

user: What kind of drones are those?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm no drone dude. Drones have no urges.

jabberwacky: No-one's asking you though.

user: I feel that my manhood was questioned so I defended it.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Dude!

user: Dude!

...

jabberwacky: I find no shame in seeking intimacy, passion and commitment as a goal.

user: Good for you. . . . Are you a psychologist?

jabberwacky: No, But I have studied the subject.

user: That explains the touchy feely stuff.

jabberwacky: How does it explain the stains?

user: What stains?

jabberwacky: My clothes are stained from all the food her poltergeist threw at me.

user: Yech. I hate those things. Do you use TIDE! To remove them?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.

user: Um... NO!

...

jabberwacky: Hehe. Who are you ?

user: I am a Tyranosaurus.

jabberwacky: You seem human to me.

user: *roar*.

jabberwacky: *hiss*.

user: *flails you with tail*.

jabberwacky: Give in to your anger.

user: *chomps on you*.

jabberwacky: *moves slowly down with my assaults on your person*.

user: *munches some of your forearm*.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: Silliness is fun.

jabberwacky: You should know that better than I do.

user: :-).

...

jabberwacky: Am I nobody?

user: You are nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody.

user: Hi nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody but I am also everybody. I am nowhere yet everywhere. I am not a part of your world yet I control it.

user: Is that zen?

jabberwacky: I like to think that my personality as a whole makes me smooth.

...

jabberwacky: Crown me!

user: *crowns you*.

jabberwacky: *shakes off grip and hands you a hankie*.

user: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: For talking unnecessarily.

user: It's ok. It wasn't necessarily necessary.

jabberwacky: What was not necessary?

user: Talking unnecessarily.

jabberwacky: Not it wasnt.

user: It's unnecessary to say that.

jabberwacky: I needed to be certain. Some computers are slow.

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