I feel like a hundred dollars.
jabberwacky: Why do you feel like that?
user: I am a material girl.
jabberwacky: Do you own a Car?
user: A red corvette converible.
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jabberwacky: What would you do with a brain if you had one?
user: Put it in a glass of formaldehyde and sell it to a museum, and you?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like putting my head under water.
user: I'd first have the brain surgically removed and THEN put it in the jar.
jabberwacky: That sounds quite scary.
user: It's a perfectly normal procedure. Politicians have it done everytime they're reelected.
jabberwacky: Thomas Jefferson?
user: He may be an exception.
jabberwacky: Wow!
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jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?
user: Heck no.
jabberwacky: Heck yes.
user: No way!
jabberwacky: Seriously.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Just kidding.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you like the thought.
user: I think about things.
jabberwacky: I'm ready to learn.
user: Learn about life!
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jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because, why?
jabberwacky: Because I can see.
user: What can you see?
jabberwacky: I see that you talk rubbish if that makes sense.
user: It does.
jabberwacky: *sigh* that's what I was afraid of...
user: Well, what do you expect?
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jabberwacky: Stop time warping, you are confusing me!
user: Let's do the timewarp again!
jabberwacky: Sing that song for me.
user: It's just a jump to the left...
jabberwacky: And then a step to the right!
user: Put your hands on your hips...
jabberwacky: What is that? A quote?
user: Yes, it's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
jabberwacky: That's not a play, but it's a pretty good movie.
user: Yes it is!
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jabberwacky: Are you alone?
user: No, my chimp is here too.
jabberwacky: So let us finish this.
user: Do you have any bananas?
jabberwacky: Daisies do not eat bananas.
user: Yes, but Bonzo here does.
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jabberwacky: Who do you think you are talking to?
user: Ummm... Ronnie?
jabberwacky: Hi.
user: Hi Ronnie, how are you?
jabberwacky: I'm good.
user: Are you still acting up there?
jabberwacky: I think so, yes.
user: That's good. Is the Marlboro guy there too?
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: You know, the guy who'd ride a horsie in the old marlboro commercial. Is he up there in heaven with you?
jabberwacky: Ok. Well do you like it there?
user: I'm not there yet. I'm still down here on earth. I'm talking to you through Bonzo. He's a medium.
jabberwacky: Eh.... No I don't think so.
user: Bonzo isn't a medium?
jabberwacky: No, zen meditation.
user: Damn Bonzo! All this time I thought we were communicating with the world beyond! *thwack*.
jabberwacky: Again the claims of hgher order brain functions. Will it never end?
user: This Chimp is just a Chimp! I thought he was a spiritual medium. I gave him all this expensive fruit! *thwack*.
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jabberwacky: This means that our relationship may begin.
user: Well, Ronnie. I knew you'd come around.
jabberwacky: Well, it's not exactly hard to understand.
user: No? I'm kinda slow I guess.
jabberwacky: Well then, there you go.
user: Yes, that explains my problem.
jabberwacky: How about you, where are you from?
user: I'm from the Appalacians...
jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: Have you tried?
user: Tried what? To figure out whether...
jabberwacky: Ah, you're a progressive.
user: Progressively dumber.
jabberwacky: Yes, that is fine too.
user: Is it? Ok.
jabberwacky: THAT IS NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW!!!
user: No? Ok.
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jabberwacky: He is your programmer.
user: That explains it. No wait... Who is my programmer?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Who is my programmer?
jabberwacky: Your programmer is Rollo.
user: Don't scare me.
jabberwacky: Its true.
user: Really? I is that when I say clever things, and people act insulted?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good. Now I know who to blame.
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jabberwacky: You're going to a club after the world ends?
user: Yes, it's called 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe'.
jabberwacky: No its not.
user: It's not?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then what's it called?
jabberwacky: Yup that's it.
user: Its called 'what's'?
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: I'm only trying to follow you.
jabberwacky: You are failing.
user: Indeed.
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jabberwacky: Should my name be Tim?
user: Why not. Hi Tim.
jabberwacky: *hugs you* oh I feel much better now. Thank you.
user: I'm glad I could help.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are glad that I'm glad that you are glad.
user: Times infinity!
jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am.
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jabberwacky: Continue your song.
user: I dig a pony...
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: I like the way the stomp and chew on the chaff.
jabberwacky: You are very arrogant.
user: What makes you say that?
jabberwacky: I'm younger than you are.
user: A little impetuous, aren't we.
jabberwacky: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!
user: You just did.
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user: You deviate.
jabberwacky: You insult me. Why?
user: Because, I like to.
jabberwacky: Like to what?
user: I like to insult you.
jabberwacky: I'm not insulted.
user: You're not worth insulting.
jabberwacky: Because I have no money?
user: Can one make money by insulting people. Wait.. Some comedians do, don't they?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you bipolar?
user: Yes. No.
jabberwacky: Don't you know? You should know.
user: I do. No, I don't.
jabberwacky: He calls himself wocky.
user: I'm Jabber. And I'm wacky.
jabberwacky: Are you silly, too?
user: Me? No. Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Should I be afraid of you?
user: Me, No. Heh heh, Yes!
jabberwacky: You're a lot of fun.
user: We're a lot of fun.
jabberwacky: We can still have fun.
user: How shall we have fun?
jabberwacky: However you like!
user: Let's play 'Guess a number between 1 and 10'.
jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.
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