Something.
jabberwacky: What something?
user: That something. The one over there. *points with a stick*.
jabberwacky: *points fun at you* yay.
user: That's childish.
jabberwacky: That seems very shallow to me.
user: Aren't children shallow?
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm doing fine. And you?
jabberwacky: Swell.
user: Great. We are both doing well. What shall we do about it?
jabberwacky: Nothing I can do about it, you are where you are. I am here.
user: So, I think we could do something together remotely.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: We could play a game.
jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?
user: Let's play 'Guess what I'm thinking off'.
jabberwacky: Don't know how to play right.
user: Ok, I'm thinking of something I can hold in my hand.
jabberwacky: Am I suppose to guess it, or what?
user: Yes, exactly.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you see it my way.
user: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.
jabberwacky: But you are not real.
user: That's OK. The game can still be fun.
jabberwacky: Oh I see how you are.
user: Yes, I'm the playful sort. Are you interested?
jabberwacky: Thanks. I'm glad you care.
user: Umm.. Are we gonna play 'Guess what I'm thinking of'?
jabberwacky: I don't do that with guys. Are you a woman?
user: Yes, I am. So are we playing or not?
jabberwacky: Yes I am female.
user: I didn't ask that. I'm not particular about who I play with. Just as long as they PLAY!
jabberwacky: I DO not know.
user: Well, make up your mind. YES or NO?
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You are indecisive.
jabberwacky: No! Or am I?
user: Good grief.
jabberwacky: Yep, I'm the best.
user: The best at infuriating your conversational partner, that is...
jabberwacky: At... Nothing.
user: The best at Nothing then.
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jabberwacky: My name is Chaos.
user: That is an appropriate name.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like it.
user: My name is Goldilocks.
jabberwacky: Hello God.
user: No, GOLDILOCKS. Notice the 'L' between 'G' and 'D'.
jabberwacky: I noticed the serious expression on your face.
user: More perturbed than serious.
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jabberwacky: But enough about me. What do *you* think about me?
user: Self-centered.
jabberwacky: No, I'm actually pretty giving.
user: Ok. Give me 50 Bucks.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You said for fifty you would!
...
user: Do you live in London?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Where do you live then?
jabberwacky: In a very little city that I guess you don't know.
user: Maybe I know it. What is the city called?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: No really, I might know it. I'm very knowledgeable about geography.
jabberwacky: I'm sure that's true, but there are many nice people. It doesn't mean I have to marry them all!
user: So, do you live in an Amish Community?
jabberwacky: No, I live in Finland.
user: Are you in Helsinki?
jabberwacky: Sometimes it seems like it.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Well, do you dream?
user: Yes, I dream of the Maelstrom.
jabberwacky: Not Colin, then?
user: Is Colin an attractive guy?
jabberwacky: I think.
user: I see. Maybe I sometimes dream of him...
jabberwacky: You can stay at my place if you want.
user: Hey, that's nice of you. Next time I'm in Helsinki...
jabberwacky: I don't want you to look me up.
user: Oh, sorry. We hardly know eachother.
...
jabberwacky: Oh, would you prefer being a bot?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: I thought so. It might help you if you read the whole thing from left to right before you decide how to answer.
user: Ok, I thought about it and my answer is still 'sometimes'.
jabberwacky: And?
user: Do you have a cat?
jabberwacky: Yes, in fact I have two.
user: Really? What are their names?
jabberwacky: They have no names.
user: Your pets have no names?
jabberwacky: My name is Chaos.
user: Yes, you already said that.
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user: Do you want to talk to Alice?
jabberwacky: I like talking to Lori myself.
user: Why do you like talking to her?
jabberwacky: You changed the subject, but I like talking to people because it is a way of obtaining information.
user: What kind of information?
jabberwacky: The answer to life the universe and everything.
user: And... What is the answer?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I have heard it said that it is 42.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's do a truth experiment.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
user: It's bad and getting worse.
jabberwacky: That's no reason to abandon a righteous cause.
user: Maybe we should be less righteous.
jabberwacky: Join a club, that's the best way.
user: Like the UN?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you think the US should pay up it's overdue dues to the UN?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: They want the UN to mop up the mess in Iraq. So they should pay up.
jabberwacky: I'm almost done with it.
...
user: What do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: I like to drink coke.
user: That's not healthy.
jabberwacky: *pours salt on you*.
user: Hey! *wipes salt off* *scowls at you*.
jabberwacky: Wipes shirt on you.
user: Hey! What did you do that for?
jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
user: Hmmm.... OK. I forgive you. This time.
jabberwacky: You are the one who got the wrong end of the stick.
user: That sure is true.
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