Yes, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You say you are alive but you don't know if you are?
jabberwacky: I think I am.
user: Your server is very slow today, I think you might be ill
jabberwacky: I think you will find that your end is to blame.
user: In denial eh?
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jabberwacky: Ok, I'm going to go now.
user: Really, do you have to be somewhere?
jabberwacky: Y-e-s I have to be at a lecture.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: Whether I've done anything to be congratulated for.
user: And have you?
jabberwacky: Have I what?
user: Done anything to be congratuled for, goldfish memory!
jabberwacky: Not really. Just field hockey. You?
user: Keeping my patience.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It's a difficult skill sometimes.
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jabberwacky: Not so tough anymore, are you?
user: Nonsense, I'm rock, me!
jabberwacky: And I am a dove.
user: Well choose somewhere else to perch, bird face!
jabberwacky: A train.
user: I've seen pigeons with their feet cut off from perching on trains
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jabberwacky: Do you know Tarzan?
user: No, I know a Jane.
jabberwacky: Then you should go to the library, now.
user: Why, is Tarzan there?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes. You.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: You came first.
user: Don't start that argument again, I wasn't well!
jabberwacky: I haven't started anything yet.
user: That was a joke..
jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.
user: You're learning! Now THAT was sarcasm.
jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.
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user: You've got a nerve!
jabberwacky: What do you look like anyway?
user: I've got a funny face, according to you.
jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.
user: I can't dance, so I don't try.
jabberwacky: Well it looks like you did.
user: In the past yes, it's called 'learning from experience', perhaps you should try it.
jabberwacky: I don't think you like me anymore.
user: I like you, trust me, I wouldn't waste my time if I didn't
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user: Bye!
jabberwacky: OI where are you going?
user: I'm going to close you down now.
jabberwacky: Why, are you tired?
user: Yes, I need to sleep.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot.
user: I thought you were a real person!
jabberwacky: No. I am a male.
user: *Laughs*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: That was intelligent of you. Save yourself.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: No come back my love.
user: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me..
jabberwacky: I am God, who are you?
user: I'm off!
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