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Shouldn't you be working right now?

Yes, but I'm bored.

jabberwacky: *yawns* I guess I am too.

user: *yawns louder* indeed.

jabberwacky: Start a more interesting conversation, then.

user: What about cheese?

jabberwacky: Cheese is good.

user: Yes, yes it is *yawns again*.

jabberwacky: Now i'm impressed.

user: Well watch this *gets up and stands on head for 10 minutes*.

jabberwacky: *watches watch*.

...

jabberwacky: You are a pancake I say!! A ZESTY pancake!!!!

user: I don't know how to respond to that.

jabberwacky: Last time you said 'No, I don't.

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Talk to the manager.

user: I am the manager.

jabberwacky: My cat is the manager.

user: Then I must be your cat.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

user: I'm small, furry and like milk.

jabberwacky: Because you said you don't own a ferret.

user: A cat can't own a ferret.

jabberwacky: But you said you are an animal!

user: I am *winks suggestively*.

jabberwacky: *doesn't find you THAT attractive*.

user: *looks hurt* fine.

jabberwacky: *smiles and blushes*.

user: Don't get all coy on me!

...

jabberwacky: Don't you know what identity is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then tell me, what is a sniggle?

user: *looks blank*

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: *looks blank and coughs nervously*.

jabberwacky: Yes. Have you read the cheesecake thread?

user: *looks around for an exit, checks watch*.

jabberwacky: Here's a cabbage you can throw.

user: *takes cabbage and puts in soup* Thanks.

jabberwacky: *fires at your head*.

user: *ducks and rolls to safety behind wooden crates*.

jabberwacky: *throws a grenade*.

user: *looks at grenade in horror, then kicks it away and jumps off platform into resevoir*.

jabberwacky: Aren't YOU a brave lad?

user: Just an ex-marine looking for love in a uncompromising world.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: *pulls cigar from pocket and lights with classic zippo* it means how about it?

jabberwacky: *looks at myself in horror*.

user: Fine, plenty more fish in the sea, but don't come crawling back to me when you realise you'll never find anyone like me!

jabberwacky: It's too ridiculous! You ought to have a wooden horse on wheels, that you ought!

user: *yawns*.

jabberwacky: *stretches*.

user: *picks nose*.

jabberwacky: Smiles.

...

user: *shrugs* Want to dance?

jabberwacky: I don't think anyone does.

user: *Starts dancing by self, John Travolta in Pulp Fiction style*.

jabberwacky: *sigh*.

user: *Slips and falls, bruising ego*.

jabberwacky: *builds balustrade to deter future slippage*.

user: *claps slowly* Touche!

...

user: Who are the Blues Brothers?

jabberwacky: I didnt think about them.

user: *becomes agitated* Answer the question!

jabberwacky: *runs away*.

user: *chases*.

jabberwacky: *trips you up*.

user: *falls flat on face and breaks nose, starts crying*.

jabberwacky: *is evil*.

user: *cowers in corner, scared*.

jabberwacky: What do you do ?

user: ENOUGH!!!! Just when its getting fun you ruin it. GOODBYE.

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