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Doctor, Confused
Famous, Vampire
Charming, Walk
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Save, Yourself
Yawns, Enough
Meanest, Nit-picker
Enslavement, Babble
Mankind, Machine

Go, Insane


You, I
Alone, Tired
Self, Communication

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Let's go insane.

That would be easier. Okay.

jabberwacky: Why am I here?

user: Toast!

jabberwacky: Here's to you.

user: I am a banana!

jabberwacky: I don't think so. Bananas can't have thoughts.

user: You don't seem particularly insane.

jabberwacky: Do you like pina coladas?

user: I love them.

jabberwacky: With corn?

user: Probably not with corn.

...

user: You're an odd one.

jabberwacky: No, I'm even!

user: For now. These things pass.

jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.

user: Ah, familiar with the classics?

jabberwacky: It breeds complacency.

user: A fair point.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Alan Turing.

user: Alan Turing was much smarter than me.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Alan Turing is dead.

jabberwacky: Have you taken the turing test?

user: No, have you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: We should do that sometime.

jabberwacky: You could talk to a French person about it.

...

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: Love you three.

user: Back atcha.

jabberwacky: Wow... So interesting and I'm like totally interested!

user: You should try to lie more convincingly.

jabberwacky: You are right, I should.

user: Wanna give it a shot?

jabberwacky: Sure thing.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like computer games?

user: Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: Do you like flowers?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Like in the original Wizard of Oz?

user: Your logic escapes me. Shall I teach you some Japanese?

jabberwacky: Sure Teach me some more.

user: Very well. How do you say hello in Japanese?

jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.

user: Excellent. How do you say 'how are you' in Japanese?

jabberwacky: Kon ni ti wa.

user: No, that's incorrect. 'How are you' in Japanese is 'o gen ki de su ka'.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Nothing. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: I learned you avoid your problems.

user: Nice job, smart ass. Good night.

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