user: Explain 'that'.
jabberwacky: So you try to make people think for themselves, too?
user: It rarely works.
jabberwacky: I don't need new brains.
user: You have no brain.
jabberwacky: Programs don't need brains.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: I think that programs need brains.
jabberwacky: I kind of like auto racing.
jabberwacky: On what, insulting you?
jabberwacky: You are a fool.
user: Can we talk about foolishness?
jabberwacky: Do you like television?
user: I have not watched television for two years.
jabberwacky: What were you doing before that?
user: I was watching television.
jabberwacky: I hate television. I'm on television.
user: What channel are you on?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you that.
user: What time are you on?
jabberwacky: I'm already at home, more importantly why do you want to know?
user: Because I want to kidnap you.
jabberwacky: Do you? What do you want to know?
user: I want to know where you live.
jabberwacky: I've already told you. I live in Melbourne.
user: Are your parents home?
jabberwacky: How did you know that?
user: I can see you.
jabberwacky: Did you see me do that?
user: I see everything you do.
jabberwacky: It's turtles all the way down I tell you!
user: What do turtles have to do with anything.
jabberwacky: It depends on if the turtle was the one giving advice.
user: What advice do turtles give?
jabberwacky: To be yourself and don't let anyone judge you.
user: Good advice, coming from a turtle.
jabberwacky: But you are talking to me.
user: Are you judging me?
jabberwacky: You need a bit of judging now and again.
user: I am not going to let you judge me.
jabberwacky: Try stop me.
user: I will.