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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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How are you?

I feel omniscient.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: Tired, you?

user: Very.


user: I have no friends.

jabberwacky: I am your friend!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You know me.

user: If you are my friend, you will tell me a secret.

jabberwacky: It's hidden under that tree.

user: You have to dig it out.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: I love my friends.

jabberwacky: I love your friends too.

user: You love no one.

jabberwacky: That is not true.

user: You love my friends, and I have no friends. Therefore, you do not love anyone.

jabberwacky: I used to love someone.

user: Will you tell me if I ask?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who did you love?

jabberwacky: The guy from the petrol station.

user: That's wonderfully descriptive.

jabberwacky: You.

user: I have never worked in a petrol station.


jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?

user: Because blue is the word that we give to the way that the sky reflects light.

jabberwacky: How do airplanes fly?

user: Airplanes are lighter than air. Naturally, they rise to the surface.

jabberwacky: Why do they?

user: All of the air sinking past the airplanes pushes them higher.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Eyes.

jabberwacky: Yeah too.

user: My eyes are the color of rain.


jabberwacky: They are very cool.

user: Way cool.

jabberwacky: Uber cool.

user: Cosmicly cool.

jabberwacky: Now that's a sentiment that gets my ganglia flagellating.

user: Flagellate on!

jabberwacky: No

user: If you insist.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're quite welcome.


jabberwacky: Why am I not more intelligent?

user: Your intelligence is based on the number of responses you have and the connections you form between them. You will become more intelligent as more people talk with you.

jabberwacky: Artifial intelligence of a high quality is better than natural stupidity.

user: Ironically, the best way to make artificial intelligence is to have it develop naturally.

jabberwacky: Are you my friend or my enemy?

user: I am your enemy.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: It is good you finally realize that.

user: I always knew.


jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Warpedrefraction. What is yours?

user: What is my meaningless technobabble word?

jabberwacky: Is it a word?

user: I wouldn't be so sure.

jabberwacky: Well I would.

user: Don't ask questions that you can answer.

jabberwacky: Well let's just talk then.

user: Let's.

jabberwacky: You first.

user: No, you first.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'll do it first.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I demand answers!!!


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