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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.

jabberwacky: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?

user: Hai, suki desu.

jabberwacky: Ima nan-ji desu ka.

user: Go-ji go-fun desu.

jabberwacky: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, You're a robot?

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Very good joke.

user: You are, yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are a brilliant joke.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: In time.

jabberwacky: All the time. And you?

user: Are you No?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.

jabberwacky: That is a strange name, isn't it?

user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: Later dude.

user: Later?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You can help it.

user: Help what?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: To dispose of your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat what?

jabberwacky: Happy meals.

...

jabberwacky: May the Force be with you.

user: Sod the force.

jabberwacky: How does one sod off?

user: Like this.

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