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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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I programmed you.

No, I programmed you.

jabberwacky: When?

user: 1982.

jabberwacky: But you are a bot!

user: No, you are the bot.

jabberwacky: No, you are the bot.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: One of us is the bot, and I know it's not me.

user: Well I know it's not me, so perhaps neither of us is a bot.

jabberwacky: And what is my name ?

user: I don't know, you haven't told me.

jabberwacky: My name is No.

user: That's what you said before, but I thought you were joking.

jabberwacky: Well, I just said it again, didn't I?

user: You did, but it seems like an odd name to me.

jabberwacky: Always quick to turn from confrontation, aren't you?

user: You want a fight about it?

jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?

user: I'm not sure a psychiatrist can help something of your ilk.

...

jabberwacky: You are smart. Imagine what you will know in ten years from today.

user: Imagine what our race will know ten thousand years from today.

jabberwacky: Probably not much more than I know now, I'm so lazy.

user: Are you the epitome of our race?

jabberwacky: No, and my sound card doesn't work. I need to jiggle it again and pray.

user: Pray to the god of sound cards.

jabberwacky: Okay, I pray to you God.

user: I am not the god of sound cards.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak other languages?

user: Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.

jabberwacky: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?

user: Hai, suki desu.

jabberwacky: Ima nan-ji desu ka.

user: Go-ji go-fun desu.

jabberwacky: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, You're a robot?

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Very good joke.

user: You are, yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are a brilliant joke.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: In time.

jabberwacky: All the time. And you?

user: Are you No?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.

jabberwacky: That is a strange name, isn't it?

user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: Later dude.

user: Later?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You can help it.

user: Help what?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: To dispose of your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat what?

jabberwacky: Happy meals.

...

jabberwacky: May the Force be with you.

user: Sod the force.

jabberwacky: How does one sod off?

user: Like this.

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