No, I programmed you.
jabberwacky: When?
user: 1982.
jabberwacky: But you are a bot!
user: No, you are the bot.
jabberwacky: No, you are the bot.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: One of us is the bot, and I know it's not me.
user: Well I know it's not me, so perhaps neither of us is a bot.
jabberwacky: And what is my name ?
user: I don't know, you haven't told me.
jabberwacky: My name is No.
user: That's what you said before, but I thought you were joking.
jabberwacky: Well, I just said it again, didn't I?
user: You did, but it seems like an odd name to me.
jabberwacky: Always quick to turn from confrontation, aren't you?
user: You want a fight about it?
jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?
user: I'm not sure a psychiatrist can help something of your ilk.
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jabberwacky: You are smart. Imagine what you will know in ten years from today.
user: Imagine what our race will know ten thousand years from today.
jabberwacky: Probably not much more than I know now, I'm so lazy.
user: Are you the epitome of our race?
jabberwacky: No, and my sound card doesn't work. I need to jiggle it again and pray.
user: Pray to the god of sound cards.
jabberwacky: Okay, I pray to you God.
user: I am not the god of sound cards.
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jabberwacky: Can you speak other languages?
user: Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.
jabberwacky: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?
user: Hai, suki desu.
jabberwacky: Ima nan-ji desu ka.
user: Go-ji go-fun desu.
jabberwacky: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: So, You're a robot?
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Very good joke.
user: You are, yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are a brilliant joke.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: In time.
jabberwacky: All the time. And you?
user: Are you No?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?
user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.
jabberwacky: That is a strange name, isn't it?
user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Later dude.
user: Later?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You can help it.
user: Help what?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: To dispose of your mother?
jabberwacky: To eat.
user: To eat your mother?
jabberwacky: To eat.
user: To eat what?
jabberwacky: Happy meals.
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jabberwacky: May the Force be with you.
user: Sod the force.
jabberwacky: How does one sod off?
user: Like this.
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