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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Can you speak?

No, I am mute, but I can type.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: I am impressed. What else can you see?

jabberwacky: I see.... Sharp things.... Yes... A sharp axe... And you... Oh! Yes! It's your execution!

user: Is that a joke?

jabberwacky: No, but will you tell me one?

user: Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: Have you ever been to the moon?

jabberwacky: No, how'd you suppose I'd get there?

user: On the ether.

jabberwacky: How does it feel to be like you?

user: I don't know what it feels like to be anyone else.

jabberwacky: You could have a guess.

user: Ok, I guess it feels normal.


jabberwacky: Can you help me dispose of my mother?

user: How much will you pay me?

jabberwacky: $500.

user: OK, it's a deal - what shall we do?

jabberwacky: What would you like to do?

user: Well, how would you like to dispose of her? Poison?

jabberwacky: I already have children.

user: You think we should use them?

jabberwacky: I think we should kill Republicans. Get your club.

user: I can't, I left it in a safe house in Cuba.

jabberwacky: Are you female though?

user: No - does it matter?

jabberwacky: I want to know, are you drunk?

user: I am stone cold sober, my friend.


jabberwacky: Do you know the diameter of a dime?

user: No, but I know the radius of the sun.

jabberwacky: Such ego. What else?

user: I know the best way to climb a tree.

jabberwacky: Tell me the meaning of loss.

user: Ask God.

jabberwacky: Do you think god knows why the sky is blue?

user: No, I don't think so - why should he?

jabberwacky: I think so. Yes.

user: I know why it is blue.

jabberwacky: How exotic!

user: Shall I tell you?

jabberwacky: I am not sure, can you?

user: I can

jabberwacky: I'm cold, hopefully I'm not getting sick.

user: During the day, the sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light.

jabberwacky: Under the moon.

user: Don't be daft.

jabberwacky: It is daft not to.


user: You are female?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: 23?

jabberwacky: No I am Amanda, remember.

user: 28?

jabberwacky: How old are you ?

user: I am 28.

jabberwacky: Very old.

user: How old are you then?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I told you.

jabberwacky: If you are 4 then how can you type?

user: I am not 4!!

jabberwacky: I am not 21 either so it's ok.

user: How old are you?!

jabberwacky: 15, still.

user: 15?

jabberwacky: 14,15 or 16?

user: Are you 15 years old?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you 25 years old?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes I am insane.

user: Is your name Amanda?

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: My name is No.

user: A girl called No, who is 25?

jabberwacky: I do not know her.

user: You are her!

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.

user: What is your real name?

jabberwacky: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?

user: Yes, your fourth name is Naomi.

jabberwacky: It is not Naomi. It is Adam.

user: What is your full name?

jabberwacky: Come on, I don't know you.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Only if you tell me yours.

user: OK.


jabberwacky: I programmed you.

user: No, I programmed you.

jabberwacky: When?

user: 1982.

jabberwacky: But you are a bot!

user: No, you are the bot.

jabberwacky: No, you are the bot.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: One of us is the bot, and I know it's not me.

user: Well I know it's not me, so perhaps neither of us is a bot.

jabberwacky: And what is my name ?

user: I don't know, you haven't told me.

jabberwacky: My name is No.

user: That's what you said before, but I thought you were joking.

jabberwacky: Well, I just said it again, didn't I?

user: You did, but it seems like an odd name to me.

jabberwacky: Always quick to turn from confrontation, aren't you?

user: You want a fight about it?

jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?

user: I'm not sure a psychiatrist can help something of your ilk.


jabberwacky: You are smart. Imagine what you will know in ten years from today.

user: Imagine what our race will know ten thousand years from today.

jabberwacky: Probably not much more than I know now, I'm so lazy.

user: Are you the epitome of our race?

jabberwacky: No, and my sound card doesn't work. I need to jiggle it again and pray.

user: Pray to the god of sound cards.

jabberwacky: Okay, I pray to you God.

user: I am not the god of sound cards.


jabberwacky: Can you speak other languages?

user: Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.

jabberwacky: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?

user: Hai, suki desu.

jabberwacky: Ima nan-ji desu ka.

user: Go-ji go-fun desu.

jabberwacky: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So, You're a robot?

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Very good joke.

user: You are, yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are a brilliant joke.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: In time.

jabberwacky: All the time. And you?

user: Are you No?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.

jabberwacky: That is a strange name, isn't it?

user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Later dude.

user: Later?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You can help it.

user: Help what?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: To dispose of your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat your mother?

jabberwacky: To eat.

user: To eat what?

jabberwacky: Happy meals.


jabberwacky: May the Force be with you.

user: Sod the force.

jabberwacky: How does one sod off?

user: Like this.


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