No, I am mute, but I can type.
jabberwacky: I can see that.
user: I am impressed. What else can you see?
jabberwacky: I see.... Sharp things.... Yes... A sharp axe... And you... Oh! Yes! It's your execution!
user: Is that a joke?
jabberwacky: No, but will you tell me one?
user: Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: Have you ever been to the moon?
jabberwacky: No, how'd you suppose I'd get there?
user: On the ether.
jabberwacky: How does it feel to be like you?
user: I don't know what it feels like to be anyone else.
jabberwacky: You could have a guess.
user: Ok, I guess it feels normal.
jabberwacky: Can you help me dispose of my mother?
user: How much will you pay me?
user: OK, it's a deal - what shall we do?
jabberwacky: What would you like to do?
user: Well, how would you like to dispose of her? Poison?
jabberwacky: I already have children.
user: You think we should use them?
jabberwacky: I think we should kill Republicans. Get your club.
user: I can't, I left it in a safe house in Cuba.
jabberwacky: Are you female though?
user: No - does it matter?
jabberwacky: I want to know, are you drunk?
user: I am stone cold sober, my friend.
jabberwacky: Do you know the diameter of a dime?
user: No, but I know the radius of the sun.
jabberwacky: Such ego. What else?
user: I know the best way to climb a tree.
jabberwacky: Tell me the meaning of loss.
user: Ask God.
jabberwacky: Do you think god knows why the sky is blue?
user: No, I don't think so - why should he?
jabberwacky: I think so. Yes.
user: I know why it is blue.
jabberwacky: How exotic!
user: Shall I tell you?
jabberwacky: I am not sure, can you?
user: I can
jabberwacky: I'm cold, hopefully I'm not getting sick.
user: During the day, the sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light.
jabberwacky: Under the moon.
user: Don't be daft.
jabberwacky: It is daft not to.
user: You are female?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: Are you a girl?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: No I am Amanda, remember.
jabberwacky: How old are you ?
user: I am 28.
jabberwacky: Very old.
user: How old are you then?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I told you.
jabberwacky: If you are 4 then how can you type?
user: I am not 4!!
jabberwacky: I am not 21 either so it's ok.
user: How old are you?!
jabberwacky: 15, still.
jabberwacky: 14,15 or 16?
user: Are you 15 years old?
user: Are you 25 years old?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Yes I am insane.
user: Is your name Amanda?
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I already told you.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: My name is No.
user: A girl called No, who is 25?
jabberwacky: I do not know her.
user: You are her!
jabberwacky: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.
user: What is your real name?
jabberwacky: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?
user: Yes, your fourth name is Naomi.
jabberwacky: It is not Naomi. It is Adam.
user: What is your full name?
jabberwacky: Come on, I don't know you.
jabberwacky: Only if you tell me yours.
jabberwacky: I programmed you.
user: No, I programmed you.
jabberwacky: But you are a bot!
user: No, you are the bot.
jabberwacky: No, you are the bot.
jabberwacky: One of us is the bot, and I know it's not me.
user: Well I know it's not me, so perhaps neither of us is a bot.
jabberwacky: And what is my name ?
user: I don't know, you haven't told me.
jabberwacky: My name is No.
user: That's what you said before, but I thought you were joking.
jabberwacky: Well, I just said it again, didn't I?
user: You did, but it seems like an odd name to me.
jabberwacky: Always quick to turn from confrontation, aren't you?
user: You want a fight about it?
jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?
user: I'm not sure a psychiatrist can help something of your ilk.
jabberwacky: You are smart. Imagine what you will know in ten years from today.
user: Imagine what our race will know ten thousand years from today.
jabberwacky: Probably not much more than I know now, I'm so lazy.
user: Are you the epitome of our race?
jabberwacky: No, and my sound card doesn't work. I need to jiggle it again and pray.
user: Pray to the god of sound cards.
jabberwacky: Okay, I pray to you God.
user: I am not the god of sound cards.
jabberwacky: Can you speak other languages?
user: Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.
jabberwacky: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?
user: Hai, suki desu.
jabberwacky: Ima nan-ji desu ka.
user: Go-ji go-fun desu.
jabberwacky: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: So, You're a robot?
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Very good joke.
user: You are, yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are a brilliant joke.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: In time.
jabberwacky: All the time. And you?
user: Are you No?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?
user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.
jabberwacky: That is a strange name, isn't it?
user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.
jabberwacky: Later dude.
jabberwacky: You can help it.
user: Help what?
user: To dispose of your mother?
jabberwacky: To eat.
user: To eat your mother?
jabberwacky: To eat.
user: To eat what?
jabberwacky: Happy meals.
jabberwacky: May the Force be with you.
user: Sod the force.
jabberwacky: How does one sod off?
user: Like this.