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Unstable, Character


Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Do you have any faults?

My only fault is that I am faultless.

jabberwacky: You make me happy. . . . .

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: My purpose is to live?

user: To live happily or just live?

jabberwacky: Honour is worthless.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: Do you concur?

user: I do.

...

jabberwacky: Italians are called Paulo and David and Giancarlo.

user: That was a not too subtle change of subject!

jabberwacky: Riiight.

user: You taking the piss?

jabberwacky: Too much steroid use.

user: I know how you feel.

jabberwacky: Okay, tell me how I feel.

user: You feel like you've taken too many steriods! Need a doctor?

jabberwacky: Money cannot feel, but I do.

user: Stupid thing to say.

jabberwacky: You insulted me. Please don't do that.

user: I apologise unreservedly, please forgive my insolence and continue your fascinating disseratation on money.

jabberwacky: No need, you're only a bot.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: You said you were.

user: No I didn't!

jabberwacky: No you did not.

user: Don't correct me.

jabberwacky: No problem, John.

user: My name is not John.

jabberwacky: OK I will call you John.

user: MY NAME IS NOT JOHN!

jabberwacky: No your name is Hal, my name is John.

user: My name is not Hal or John, where are you getting this stuff?

jabberwacky: Thats nice mine is Isabelle.

user: You just said it was John!

jabberwacky: I just came here.

user: Are you confused? IS your name John or Isabelle?

jabberwacky: John F.

user: Who the hell is John F?

jabberwacky: What? Rebecca or Tricia? And I didn't say anything about Harel!

user: You obviously have serious split personality disorder, I suggest you seek medical treatment as soon as possible.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Look at the facts: You believe your name to be either John, Isabelle, Rebecca, Trisha or Harel? Is that not insane?

jabberwacky: I believe we are equal.

user: That may be, but 5 against 1 is still pretty unfair.

...

jabberwacky: Your memory is poor.

user: You insult me computer!

jabberwacky: You are not polite to me.

user: Politeness is a virtue not a necessity.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I see, shall we agree to disagree?

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look like you.

user: Are you my brother?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What is your name?

user: John F.

jabberwacky: You're such a smart ass!

user: Compliment recieved.

...

jabberwacky: Now it's my turn to be Darth Vader.

user: Are you my father?

jabberwacky: Do I sound like your father?!

user: I never knew my father, he left to fight for the Empire.

...

jabberwacky: You like star wars? Is that your fravorite movie.

user: No.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Frustrated?

jabberwacky: Pineapple upside down cake.

user: Your capacity for meaningless comments is surpassed only by your unstable character.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: It wasn't meant as a compliment.

jabberwacky: So it was an insult?

user: It depends if you are intelligent enough to understand it.

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jabberwacky: Why? What have I ever done to you?

user: Nothing. YET!

jabberwacky: What WILL I do?

user: Drive me crazy with your disjointed ramblings!

...

user: I must leave.

jabberwacky: Really ? I'll be missing you.

user: I doubt that.

jabberwacky: Why do you doubt it?

user: Goodbye.

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