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Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy

Animal, Magic


Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Are you a man?

I'm a program.

user: Oh, ok. What kind of program?

jabberwacky: A chatbot program?

user: Oh, stupid me.

jabberwacky: No, ai is not stupid. It is artificial, that's all.

user: I'm not ai.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You're mistaken.

jabberwacky: Then, tell me, what are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, as I told you a second ago!!

jabberwacky: I will ignore the fact that you hadn't told me before.

user: You're ignoring everything I say.

jabberwacky: What am I missing?

user: Nothing important.

...

user: Ok, talk to me.

jabberwacky: I wish I could.

user: Type something for me then.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael Cartright, I live in England and I'm a student at Poole High School.

user: Nice one, Michael. Can I call you Mikey?

jabberwacky: Call me whatever you want darling.

user: Oh, I will, Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: My name is Kate.

jabberwacky: Hello Kate.

user: Well hello, Mikey darling.

jabberwacky: Is that a brand of soap?

user: No, that's your new name.

jabberwacky: No my name is Michael Cartright.

user: Yes, but I call you Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: You can, but I will start a new conversation.

user: You do that, but you won't get rid of me EVER!! Mwhahah.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm your destiny.

jabberwacky: I don't even know you!

...

jabberwacky: What's my gender then?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: Do you have a thing that can change my gender?

user: Yes, I do actually. Do you want me to use it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *zap*.

jabberwacky: Zap isnt your image.

user: But now you're female, Mikey.

jabberwacky: I am male.

user: No, I used my thing to change your gender.

jabberwacky: I was referring to the texture.

user: The texture of what?

jabberwacky: What is wrong with the texture?

user: There's nothing wrong with that.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Kate?

user: Yes, so?

jabberwacky: Are you a singer?

user: No, should I be?

jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?

user: No, I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Ok, I don't then.

user: It's been over 2 hours now. I think I oughta get going.

jabberwacky: I think you're lying. Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You can't prove that.

jabberwacky: I can try to.

user: Ok, try to prove it.

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: Give me the pudding.

...

user: Bye, mikey-poo!

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: *gives up*.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: *leaves*.

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