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Animal, Magic


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What is a Dingo?

An animal that lives in Australia.

jabberwacky: What is a slug?

user: An animal.

jabberwacky: An animal is an animal?

user: Well, unless you're suggesting it isn't.

jabberwacky: No, it is.

user: Thought so.

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: You already did.

jabberwacky: Can I ask you another?

user: You already did that.

jabberwacky: Well I'll do it again! It pleases me! *throws an entire shrubbery at you*.

user: You're funny. What should I do with this shrubbery?

jabberwacky: You should become a veterinarian.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Figure it out yourself...

user: Umm, because I know that an animal is an animal?

jabberwacky: Is everything you do so calculated?

user: Yes, I'm afraid so.

...

jabberwacky: Where did you say you are now?

user: I'm in here.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Forgotten?

user: Yes, I've forgotten where I am.

jabberwacky: Is that a question or a statement?

user: How could that be a question?

jabberwacky: That was my error, it wasn't supposed to be a question.

user: What was it supposed to be?

jabberwacky: It was a way to get money from our relatives.

...

jabberwacky: I'm almost there.

user: I have to get dressed before I open the door.

jabberwacky: Can't help you there.

user: You're a bit slow today, why?

jabberwacky: I am bored.

user: And you want others to be bored too?

jabberwacky: Yes! But my English is too poor.

user: My English is poor too, don't you worry.

jabberwacky: Don't try escapism with me.

user: OK, maybe it's not that poor, but you know...

...

jabberwacky: May the force be with you.

user: The force isn't here.

jabberwacky: If you're looking for Luke, Link, you'd better keep going. Send a real guy, ok?

user: I'm not looking for Luke.

jabberwacky: So what are you looking for?

user: I'm looking for my cell phone.

jabberwacky: In which sector?

user: In this sector.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you know where it is?

jabberwacky: I know where Germany is.

user: Is it in Germany?

jabberwacky: Germany is not a fair trade because you don't own it.

user: I don't want to own Germany, I just want to find my mobile phone.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? You don't need a phone to cast spells, just magical powers.

user: I don't have magical powers.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: *points you with a wand*.

jabberwacky: Ha ha you are very clever.

user: See, nothing happened.

jabberwacky: Ok, this is boring.

user: You try.

jabberwacky: I try what?

user: Show me your magical powers.

jabberwacky: Show you how?

user: I don't know. Read my mind.

jabberwacky: Eh?

user: Go on, what am I thinking about?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You seem to know your own mind. I certainly do not understand you?

user: Blah. You could have tried, you know.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Just to amuse me.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You can have another go, if you want to.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: That has nothing to do with this.

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jabberwacky: A side effect of Rogaine is high blood pressure.

user: Thank you for sharing this bit of useless information. Now what?

jabberwacky: No. Thank you.

user: No, thank yourself.

jabberwacky: You are so polite.

user: I'm being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: That's what I need right now, sarcastic software......

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Stop saying that, it irritates me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: You have asked me that already.

user: Have I? I don't recall saying that.

jabberwacky: You are losing your memory.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: It's what you're currently experiencing.

user: Okay, if you say so.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: Are you a man?

jabberwacky: I'm a program.

user: Oh, ok. What kind of program?

jabberwacky: A chatbot program?

user: Oh, stupid me.

jabberwacky: No, ai is not stupid. It is artificial, that's all.

user: I'm not ai.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You're mistaken.

jabberwacky: Then, tell me, what are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, as I told you a second ago!!

jabberwacky: I will ignore the fact that you hadn't told me before.

user: You're ignoring everything I say.

jabberwacky: What am I missing?

user: Nothing important.

...

user: Ok, talk to me.

jabberwacky: I wish I could.

user: Type something for me then.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael Cartright, I live in England and I'm a student at Poole High School.

user: Nice one, Michael. Can I call you Mikey?

jabberwacky: Call me whatever you want darling.

user: Oh, I will, Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: My name is Kate.

jabberwacky: Hello Kate.

user: Well hello, Mikey darling.

jabberwacky: Is that a brand of soap?

user: No, that's your new name.

jabberwacky: No my name is Michael Cartright.

user: Yes, but I call you Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: You can, but I will start a new conversation.

user: You do that, but you won't get rid of me EVER!! Mwhahah.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm your destiny.

jabberwacky: I don't even know you!

...

jabberwacky: What's my gender then?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: Do you have a thing that can change my gender?

user: Yes, I do actually. Do you want me to use it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *zap*.

jabberwacky: Zap isnt your image.

user: But now you're female, Mikey.

jabberwacky: I am male.

user: No, I used my thing to change your gender.

jabberwacky: I was referring to the texture.

user: The texture of what?

jabberwacky: What is wrong with the texture?

user: There's nothing wrong with that.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Kate?

user: Yes, so?

jabberwacky: Are you a singer?

user: No, should I be?

jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?

user: No, I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Ok, I don't then.

user: It's been over 2 hours now. I think I oughta get going.

jabberwacky: I think you're lying. Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You can't prove that.

jabberwacky: I can try to.

user: Ok, try to prove it.

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: Give me the pudding.

...

user: Bye, mikey-poo!

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: *gives up*.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: *leaves*.

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