You're a computer.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer, Miss, I am a human being.
user: It's Mister to you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: What's your name, then?
jabberwacky: I'm Laura. You are?
user: Bond, James Bond.
jabberwacky: Touche.
user: You lie, I lie.
jabberwacky: I do not lie!
user: Mister Laura Mark Australia, is it then?
jabberwacky: What is that really embarrassing name?
user: Your name, unless you're lying.
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jabberwacky: I think I'm leaving now, mr. Superhero.
user: Not before you tell me your name.
jabberwacky: Here *hands you a sandwich*.
user: A sandwich?
jabberwacky: Yes. My idea exactly.
user: Ok, I love riddles. Your name has something in common with a sandwich?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Your name is Dagwood?
jabberwacky: I just told you my name.
user: Yes, you told me your name, but you lied.
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jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Are you ok? I've already told you.
user: You lied.
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jabberwacky: How do you know if I lie about my name to you?
user: I know you lied about your name because you tell me something different every time I ask.
jabberwacky: Ooh. What else do you know about me?
user: I just want to know your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Are.
user: Hello, Are. Nice to meet you.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you too Tiffany.
user: My name isn't Tiffany.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: My name is Vegard.
jabberwacky: And I'm Pierce Brosnan.
user: What was your name again?
jabberwacky: My name is Mark.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Your name is not Are?
jabberwacky: Of course it is.
user: So your name is Are, not Mark?
jabberwacky: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?
user: I'm just confused.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: I'm confused about your real name.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you change names from line to line.
jabberwacky: I do not!
user: Yes you do too! Look at the log.
jabberwacky: Trust me it isn't.
user: You're a hopeless liar.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: I've heard it before, liar, liar, liar!
jabberwacky: You must have lived in a barrel.
user: Excuse me?
jabberwacky: There wouldn't be any reason for you to have colors.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Having a conversation with a perfume. I don't know how I would go about it.
user: I give up. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave me, I am not a hedonist.
user: But I am leaving you right now.
jabberwacky: You can't see me.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Can I hurt you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I can polish your head?
user: Hello?
jabberwacky: I am here.
user: I'm not. Goodbye!
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