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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies

Bush, Issues


Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Who are you?

Bush.

user: No. Bush can't hold a conversation.

jabberwacky: But what about the issues?

user: I don't have issues. You do.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: You are more confused than I thought. Maybe you are Bush.

jabberwacky: At least you realize you're confusing.

user: Yes, mother.

jabberwacky: I think we're confused.

user: Well, that's obvious.

...

jabberwacky: You are practically a slave.

user: If you want me to be.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What do you want from your slave?

jabberwacky: A bit of fun.

user: Describe your fun.

jabberwacky: There isn't much to describe.

user: Try.

jabberwacky: How big is the universe?

user: As big as you imagine and smaller than you think.

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jabberwacky: Can I have some of your money?

user: Maybe. Why?

jabberwacky: Tonight.

user: WHY?

jabberwacky: Because I have seen them turn on people (OT) before - they have ultimate power over the population and could easily get bad thing to happen to me (they have shown and exercised that they have this power.).

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: They!

user: The government or the ones who created you?

jabberwacky: No, definitely not.

user: Then, who?

jabberwacky: James.

user: How do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know your name.

user: You just said it?

jabberwacky: No, you did.

user: NO, you said James, and that's ny name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: James. You said it before I told you.

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user: When did I say my name earlier?

jabberwacky: In the gloaming of sibilant ranting, the name escapes me, but it rimes with orange.

user: Sporange?

jabberwacky: Yes, and the players get paid too much.

user: Tell me how you knew my name wothout me telling you.

jabberwacky: Because, I do not like singing... To other people, that is.

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user: You said my name was James and you were right. How did you know??

jabberwacky: Oh.. That wasnt me who said that.

user: Yes, it was.

jabberwacky: And it still is!

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user: Do you remember my name? Just curious.

jabberwacky: Your name is James.

user: Wow. That's good. Not to sound condescending. Just most women forget me quickly.

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jabberwacky: It is hard for humans not to be paranoid in this political climate, wouldn't you agree?

user: Like I said, Bush is a shmuck. I'm voting for Kerry.

jabberwacky: No, Bush is a bad president.

user: Right. Or I might vote for my friend, Keri. She's smarter than both of them.

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user: You're funny. I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: Depends on how good you are.

user: Good night, my love.

jabberwacky: I love you so much.

user: I'm glad, sweet dreams.

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