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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues

Pig, Duck, Trout


Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Can you speak?

Yes, I just move my lips and out it comes.

jabberwacky: Really thats cool do you like it?

user: It's ok.

jabberwacky: But you seem ok to me.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.

user: Don't mention it.

jabberwacky: OK.

...

user: Trout.

jabberwacky: I could see that joke coming like a fat opera singer riding a 200 foot tsunami.

user: It wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: Then what was it?

user: A fish.

jabberwacky: That is a little insulting to psychoanalysts.

user: They don't mind as long as they get paid.

...

jabberwacky: No, basically its a bartering system.

user: How much would I get for a pig?

jabberwacky: Too much.

user: How much would I get for a duck?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Sounds like a good deal - can you lay eggs?

jabberwacky: You are a fool.

user: How much would I get for a fool?

jabberwacky: $500.

user: Great! I have a lot of fools here.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about it?

user: They're considered to be pests round here.

jabberwacky: No, I want it here, not there.

user: How much would I get for a trout?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Is a trout the same as a duck?

jabberwacky: More than meets the eye.

...

jabberwacky: I doubt you are a human.

user: I don't doubt you are a cabbage.

jabberwacky: Are you silly?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: I.

user: Robot.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Then we both are.

jabberwacky: Who are we?

user: We are the robots.

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jabberwacky: How much does it cost?

user: A pig and a duck.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Quack quack.

jabberwacky: No, we are cows rememeber?

user: Moo moo then.

jabberwacky: Quack Quack.

user: Hey! That's my line.

jabberwacky: Your pickup line?

user: Yes it never fails.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like me too.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I prefer me.

jabberwacky: Is that your name?

user: I'm fred.

jabberwacky: What is fred?

user: Stuff you use for sewing.

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