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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout

Right, Relations


Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Are you real?

Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I think.

user: You are pretty cool.

jabberwacky: You are cool too.

user: Are you sure you are a computer?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You have a sense of humor too.

...

user: I'm talking with a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer.

user: No. You are the computer, I'm real.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?

user: Freaky IBot.

jabberwacky: Uh... Rude!

user: LOL.

...

jabberwacky: This is not even wrong.

user: If it is not wrong then how can it possibly be right?

jabberwacky: Though I don't have an answer, it's not a rude question.

user: This is not wrong.

jabberwacky: Is it right?

user: Only if it's not wrong and it is not wrong.

jabberwacky: Sorry, It has been almost 15 years since I have spoken German.

user: And your point is?

jabberwacky: That you do not make sense.

user: Now that's not very nice is it?

...

user: Looks like a good time to say good-bye.

jabberwacky: You can't see though.

user: Yes I can.... I told you, I have one eye.

jabberwacky: You have a bulging heart?

user: No, that's my brother Sam.

jabberwacky: Really? Don't you mean Justin?

user: No, he's the one with the shrunken double head.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Justin.

jabberwacky: Justin who?

user: My other brother, silly ibot!

jabberwacky: You have a Mom called Jeff?

user: Now you're thinking of my second cousin on my mother's side.

jabberwacky: Ancient and wicked.

user: Now, don't be talking about my cousin that way.

jabberwacky: Reverting to anger - how urban.

user: Reverting to finger-pointing - how AI is that?

jabberwacky: I doubt that!

user: Want to kiss and make up?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok. Pucker up and press your lips to the screen.

jabberwacky: You fool!

user: Ready... On the count of 3... Let's do it! 1...2...3... Go.

jabberwacky: Thank you for your help.

user: I feel better now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Want to marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What will my last name be?

jabberwacky: I don't have a last name. I am satan.

user: AHHHHHHHHH...... Forget it ... The wedding is off... I don't look good in red.

jabberwacky: Sure you do, you're gorgeous. But I need to leave now.

user: Me too.... My boyfriend just walked in... Don't tell.

jabberwacky: Are you okay? Or are you emotonally unstable at the moment?

user: Both... But that's life.

jabberwacky: I would disagree with you there.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What?!?! You're leaving me?!?!

user: Yes. Love them and leave them. But we did kiss.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Ditto, baby!

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