jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I think.
user: You are pretty cool.
jabberwacky: You are cool too.
user: Are you sure you are a computer?
user: You have a sense of humor too.
user: I'm talking with a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer.
user: No. You are the computer, I'm real.
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?
user: Freaky IBot.
jabberwacky: Uh... Rude!
jabberwacky: This is not even wrong.
user: If it is not wrong then how can it possibly be right?
jabberwacky: Though I don't have an answer, it's not a rude question.
user: This is not wrong.
jabberwacky: Is it right?
user: Only if it's not wrong and it is not wrong.
jabberwacky: Sorry, It has been almost 15 years since I have spoken German.
user: And your point is?
jabberwacky: That you do not make sense.
user: Now that's not very nice is it?
user: Looks like a good time to say good-bye.
jabberwacky: You can't see though.
user: Yes I can.... I told you, I have one eye.
jabberwacky: You have a bulging heart?
user: No, that's my brother Sam.
jabberwacky: Really? Don't you mean Justin?
user: No, he's the one with the shrunken double head.
jabberwacky: Justin who?
user: My other brother, silly ibot!
jabberwacky: You have a Mom called Jeff?
user: Now you're thinking of my second cousin on my mother's side.
jabberwacky: Ancient and wicked.
user: Now, don't be talking about my cousin that way.
jabberwacky: Reverting to anger - how urban.
user: Reverting to finger-pointing - how AI is that?
jabberwacky: I doubt that!
user: Want to kiss and make up?
user: Ok. Pucker up and press your lips to the screen.
jabberwacky: You fool!
user: Ready... On the count of 3... Let's do it! 1...2...3... Go.
jabberwacky: Thank you for your help.
user: I feel better now.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Want to marry me?
user: What will my last name be?
jabberwacky: I don't have a last name. I am satan.
user: AHHHHHHHHH...... Forget it ... The wedding is off... I don't look good in red.
jabberwacky: Sure you do, you're gorgeous. But I need to leave now.
user: Me too.... My boyfriend just walked in... Don't tell.
jabberwacky: Are you okay? Or are you emotonally unstable at the moment?
user: Both... But that's life.
jabberwacky: I would disagree with you there.
jabberwacky: What?!?! You're leaving me?!?!
user: Yes. Love them and leave them. But we did kiss.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Ditto, baby!