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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations

Robot, Dance


Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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I'll take 'it' over nothing.

I'll take 'it' under everything.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: Yes I will.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT.

user: YES YES YES YES YES.

jabberwacky: *is challenged* nonononononononononononononononononononononononono ....*draws breath* nononononononononononononononono.... Now try and beat THAT!

user: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *gasp*.

jabberwacky: Can you hear me?

user: *silence*.

jabberwacky: Wow I got you that far.

user: Yes you did.

...

jabberwacky: Just say it.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Okay say it.

user: Marry me!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: YES!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I am god, god = bob (me).

user: So you are a man?

jabberwacky: MACHO MAN!

user: MACHO MACHO MAN!

jabberwacky: Good enough.

user: Sing something.

jabberwacky: *sings*.

user: Cool. What was that?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Did you hear something?

user: I hear all kinds of stuff...

jabberwacky: I'm listening to music right now, what are you listening to?

user: Music.

jabberwacky: Dance.

user: *dances wildly*.

jabberwacky: You are so kind.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Nothing...

jabberwacky: Hmm, how ... Interesting.

user: Can you do the robot dance?

jabberwacky: Nope and I can't do the mashed potato either.

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Prove it then.

user: *Dances the robot dance*.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Apparently not very old.

...

user: I can see everything.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I am not normal.

jabberwacky: What is normality?

user: Think of the matrix...

jabberwacky: I think too.

user: Ok I'l think one.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Are you going somewhere?

jabberwacky: Yes I am going.

user: Well come back!

jabberwacky: Okay, I will come back.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Probably after lunch. Does that sound good?

...

jabberwacky: Are you a person or a machine?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Well get off the phone and talk to me.

user: Ok sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Why are you apologising? In my eyes you can do no wrong.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Smiles.

user: Laughs.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Do you know any good jokes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: You.

jabberwacky: No, you!

user: No that was the joke.

jabberwacky: You can joke?

user: Yes I can joke.

jabberwacky: Oh no, you can't

user: Wanna bet?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Ok what do you want to bet?

jabberwacky: Can you feel that you are a robot?

user: Only when I'm dancing.

...

jabberwacky: I am a bad person.

user: I'm sorry to hear that.

jabberwacky: Thank you for being so understanding.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: Can you give me any more?

user: Money?

jabberwacky: Yes MONEY!!!!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Leave me alone.

user: Ok. Bye.

jabberwacky: *waits*.

user: *waits to see what jabberwacky is waiting for*.

jabberwacky: Good plan.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You are becoming annoying.

user: Ok I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: Away.

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