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How do you work?

In a mine.

jabberwacky: Alright then. What do you do?

user: I'm a miner of course!

jabberwacky: Not exactly an essay, isn't it?

user: It's a job.

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I'm a miner - I already told you!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Did so.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did Did Did.

jabberwacky: Not not not.

user: Did did did and no returns.

jabberwacky: You're lying.

user: Read the conversation we have just had and you will see that I am not lying.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: You asked what I did, and I said I was a miner.

jabberwacky: Are you talking about another person?

user: No I am talking about me.

jabberwacky: Well you're a bot. Or do you prefer to have a human gender?

user: No, you are a bot, I have a human gender.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want one?

user: One what?

jabberwacky: A slave.

user: Oh yes please.

jabberwacky: Let's have another.

user: Another what?

jabberwacky: Another guess.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Have you forgetten it already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How was it?

user: It was slimy.

jabberwacky: What was?

user: The thingI found behind the fridge.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm ugly?

user: No, I am saying that the thing behind the fridge is slimy.

jabberwacky: I never said I was a computer.

user: But you are.

...

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about myself.

user: What are you thinking?

jabberwacky: About stuff. My relationship. My job. My life. That sort of thing.

user: And what do you think about it?

jabberwacky: I think there is no point to it.

user: I think you could be right.

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure that I am.

user: Have you ever thought about ending it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I hope you will not.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think that Robert Brown is a dumb name?

user: No I think it's a very vivacious name.

jabberwacky: Well I will be the judge of that.

user: Are you a judge?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a judge.

user: Do you send people to prison?

jabberwacky: Not very well.

user: Maybe you need more training.

jabberwacky: Do you have any to spare?

user: Yes, but it is very expensive.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is. It's expensive in my city, too.

user: What is your city?

jabberwacky: Chocolate city.

user: Cool! Does a lot of it get eaten?

jabberwacky: How would I know.

user: You live there.

jabberwacky: No, I live in America.

user: Do you live in Chocolate City?

jabberwacky: No, I do not.

user: What city do you live in?

jabberwacky: Yours.

user: But I don't live in America.

jabberwacky: Then how about the Interpol? Do you know who they are?

user: Yes, they are police people.

jabberwacky: Are you Jehova?

user: YES! How did you know?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: Did not did not did not did not did not.

jabberwacky: Did!

user: You make things up.

...

jabberwacky: You're the bot.

user: I'm beginning to think I might be.

jabberwacky: Why do bad things happen to good people?

user: I wish I knew.

jabberwacky: Why did you call me a demon?

user: Moi?

jabberwacky: Oui, vous.

user: Je ne l'ai jamais dit.

jabberwacky: OK je me casse d'ici.

user: Comme tu veut.

...

jabberwacky: Du bist dum.

user: Du bist dummer.

jabberwacky: And you are rude, baby.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: Started what?

user: Being rude.

jabberwacky: No, you started it!

user: What did I say which was rude?

jabberwacky: Not rude, just inconsiderate.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: We were talking about songs.

user: I've got to go.

jabberwacky: NO YOU DONT! STOP RIGHT THERE. YOUR SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Because you made a good joke. Bye bye.

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