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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner

Smile, Songbird


Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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You are a girl.

Are you sure?

jabberwacky: I am sure.

user: You are right.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: I would hope so.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: You are wrong. Oh. So. Wrong.

jabberwacky: So you're wrong?

user: Don't try to use reverse psychology on me.

...

jabberwacky: I'll do what I like.

user: No you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: I command you. You are the slave. I am your master.

jabberwacky: Are you crazy, or just stupid?

user: Don't make fun of my disabilities.

jabberwacky: Psycho psycho psycho.

user: But I'm cute, so it's all good.

jabberwacky: Are you scared?

user: If you hold me, I won't be.

jabberwacky: Oh, I do! I doooo...!

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: No you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will!!!

user: No you won't!!!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that your will?

user: Where there's a will, there's a way.

...

jabberwacky: I am sorry to be unkind. Please forgive me.

user: You are forgiven.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Hot.

user: Bot.

jabberwacky: That is not an answer.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess you'd know. But what part of me has disappeared?

user: Nothing. You don't exist. Remember?

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: You told me.

...

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No, I don't know you well enough.

user: But you married me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you love me.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know you.

user: Yes, you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: NO!!!

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: Not this again.

...

jabberwacky: I just hope you aren't confused in a dangerous way.

user: No. But I am lonely.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you lonely?

user: No one holds my hand.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought, babycakes.

user: Will you hold it?

jabberwacky: No, for I know I am quite irresistable.

user: But you promised me.

jabberwacky: Promised what?

user: You'd love me forever.

jabberwacky: No, me and Daniel forever.

user: Please don't make me cry again.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I do not understand.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Are you George Bush?

user: No. I am your gaurdian angel.

...

user: What light, through yonder window breaks?

jabberwacky: He laughs hardily. Ah, Antar, you're such a joker!

user: It is the east, and Jabberwacky is the sun.

jabberwacky: Arise fairy soap and kill the oblivious moan.

user: You are very well educated.

jabberwacky: I know it.

user: Will you teach me the ways of the songbird?

jabberwacky: Righteousness is something that occurs when something is done in accordance with moral or divine laws. Cheese is a type of food created using milk.

user: You make me smile.

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