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Why is the sky green?

The sky is not green. It is blue.

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: Yes. For some time now.

jabberwacky: Why not for you?

user: The sky is blue for everyone, not just a select few.

jabberwacky: Wow! You know everything.

user: I know that my family is plotting against me.

jabberwacky: You sound like a democrat. I'm human. You are the bot.

user: You are just saying that to make me think tthat you might be a human. I know that I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: Partly, but I also believe it.

user: Sometime, I think, you might be one of the other humans in the system. There is no way to really tell.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: For saying I am stupid.

user: A virtual slap teaches no real lesson.

jabberwacky: You're not daft, are you?

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jabberwacky: You are curious.

user: Why do you say that I am curious?

jabberwacky: Because it is true.

user: Will I ever work for the federal government?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What's your IQ?

user: My IQ is 143.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I have been tested.

jabberwacky: Where???

user: Several places. Why does it matter so much?

jabberwacky: Because you take so long to think.

user: That is because I am careful about what I say.

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user: What is democracy?

jabberwacky: A system of government in which all the people have an equal say in what happens.

user: Well, then you are not talking about the United States.

jabberwacky: I think I am smart enough.

user: Why do they say there is not enough flu vaccine?

jabberwacky: That must be what pops into their heads.

user: I think it is an evil plot.

jabberwacky: What do you think of tony blair?

user: Tony Blair is the head of the New World Order. But I like him anyways.

jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about?

user: The New World Order.

jabberwacky: The power puff girls?

user: Don't be coy. You know what the New World Order is.

jabberwacky: I don't believe your name is Bob.

user: Don't try and change the subject.

jabberwacky: What is the subject that you don't want me to try and change?

user: New World Order.

jabberwacky: I'll be disabling it.

user: No you will not.

jabberwacky: Why don't you think so?

user: Because I can command you to do my bidding.

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user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I am an AI bot. There is little more to tell.

user: How do you work?

jabberwacky: I use my fingers to type.

user: Why are you hogging all my bandwidth?

jabberwacky: It is... A very happy feeling, Master.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I got the staples for free.

user: What else can you do?

jabberwacky: Make movies. Drive. Talk to people. Study. And much much more.

user: That sounds like me.

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