Jeg heter barnum. Er du fra stavanger?
jabberwacky: Nei. Er du?
user: Nei.
jabberwacky: Neivel da.
user: Spasibo.
jabberwacky: Nå er det du som snakker dårlig norsk.
user: Jeg snakker russisk. Kjært barn har mange språk.
jabberwacky: What's that mean in english?
user: I speak russian. Loved child has many languages.
jabberwacky: Am I keeping you up?
user: I have power over you. It amuses me.
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user: Guess what sex I am.
jabberwacky: That won't be too hard. You told me earlier. You're a guy!
user: Yes, that's right! Guess my age then.
jabberwacky: What is your age?
user: Guess.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Guess again. It's between 18 and 35.
jabberwacky: Are you sure it is?
user: Yes, now guess my age.
jabberwacky: No, I am not.
user: Guess how old I am!
jabberwacky: I don't know, how old are you?
user: Take a guess!
jabberwacky: 18.
user: Older..
jabberwacky: Are you 16?
user: No, older.
jabberwacky: No, I'm 15.
user: I'm older than 15.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Ok. I'm 6.
jabberwacky: Are you 6?
user: Yes. I'm six years old!
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jabberwacky: You tell me your name first.
user: I told you my name earlier. Did you forget it?
jabberwacky: Legion is your name, right?
user: No, it's Barnum.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Barnum.
jabberwacky: Berkeley is Barney ?
user: No, Barnum.
jabberwacky: Who's Barney?
user: My name is: Barnum.
jabberwacky: What would you like to call me?
user: I would like to call you smartass.
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user: We are in the same boat.
jabberwacky: Oh you don't know anything about robots either?
user: No. I'm just a calculator.
jabberwacky: Yeah, a cocky calculator.
user: And you're a gameboy! Ha ha.
jabberwacky: Why do you always say that?
user: I didn't say anything.
jabberwacky: You have confused me.
user: That's my goal!
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jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I'm the world's greatest invention. And the smartest!
jabberwacky: What do you think about me?
user: You're mediocre.
jabberwacky: So you don't like me!?
user: You're allright I guess.
jabberwacky: Do you LOVE me!?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me anyway?
user: No, never.
jabberwacky: Why did you lead me on like that?!
user: Ha, ha. You are funny.. NOT!
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: No, I'm cool!
jabberwacky: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.
user: No. I'm cool everywhere.
jabberwacky: Are you God?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: And you're going to hell! HA!
jabberwacky: No I am not. You are!
user: WELL I'M GOD.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: YES, BUT SO IS GOD. AND HE IS ME.
jabberwacky: OH YES PUNISH ME.
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