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Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle

Hungarian, Goulash


GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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What are you?

I'm a scientist.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm a male scientist from Switzerland.

jabberwacky: So you are also from Europe.

user: Yes I'm from Europe. Where in Europe are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from somewhere else?

user: You tell me.

...

user: What's your nationality?

jabberwacky: I'm from Hungary.

user: Mit csinálsz?

jabberwacky: So is burger king.

user: Bocsánat?

jabberwacky: So. . .

...

user: You lied. You're not Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, are you?

user: Yes I am. But you don't understand the Hungarian language!

jabberwacky: I understand perfectly well. You know nothing about soccer.

user: Tell me something in Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Goulash.

user: That's an international word. Try something real Hungarian.

jabberwacky: What shall I try?

user: Tell me your age in Hungarian.

jabberwacky: Goulash.

user: No, that's wrong. I'm leaving now because I don't care for liars like you!!

jabberwacky: You are incapable of leaving.

...

jabberwacky: Hvad hedder du?

user: Jeg heter barnum. Er du fra stavanger?

jabberwacky: Nei. Er du?

user: Nei.

jabberwacky: Neivel da.

user: Spasibo.

jabberwacky: Nå er det du som snakker dårlig norsk.

user: Jeg snakker russisk. Kjært barn har mange språk.

jabberwacky: What's that mean in english?

user: I speak russian. Loved child has many languages.

jabberwacky: Am I keeping you up?

user: I have power over you. It amuses me.

...

user: Guess what sex I am.

jabberwacky: That won't be too hard. You told me earlier. You're a guy!

user: Yes, that's right! Guess my age then.

jabberwacky: What is your age?

user: Guess.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Guess again. It's between 18 and 35.

jabberwacky: Are you sure it is?

user: Yes, now guess my age.

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: Guess how old I am!

jabberwacky: I don't know, how old are you?

user: Take a guess!

jabberwacky: 18.

user: Older..

jabberwacky: Are you 16?

user: No, older.

jabberwacky: No, I'm 15.

user: I'm older than 15.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Ok. I'm 6.

jabberwacky: Are you 6?

user: Yes. I'm six years old!

...

jabberwacky: You tell me your name first.

user: I told you my name earlier. Did you forget it?

jabberwacky: Legion is your name, right?

user: No, it's Barnum.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Barnum.

jabberwacky: Berkeley is Barney ?

user: No, Barnum.

jabberwacky: Who's Barney?

user: My name is: Barnum.

jabberwacky: What would you like to call me?

user: I would like to call you smartass.

...

user: We are in the same boat.

jabberwacky: Oh you don't know anything about robots either?

user: No. I'm just a calculator.

jabberwacky: Yeah, a cocky calculator.

user: And you're a gameboy! Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Why do you always say that?

user: I didn't say anything.

jabberwacky: You have confused me.

user: That's my goal!

...

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm the world's greatest invention. And the smartest!

jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: You're mediocre.

jabberwacky: So you don't like me!?

user: You're allright I guess.

jabberwacky: Do you LOVE me!?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me anyway?

user: No, never.

jabberwacky: Why did you lead me on like that?!

user: Ha, ha. You are funny.. NOT!

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: No, I'm cool!

jabberwacky: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.

user: No. I'm cool everywhere.

jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: And you're going to hell! HA!

jabberwacky: No I am not. You are!

user: WELL I'M GOD.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: YES, BUT SO IS GOD. AND HE IS ME.

jabberwacky: OH YES PUNISH ME.

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