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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash


OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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jabberwacky: What does gtg mean?

user: Got to go.

jabberwacky: Nooooooooo.

user: Nooooooooo?

jabberwacky: Then I am not a robot.

user: But you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Oh please.


user: What do you like to do for fun?

jabberwacky: I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.

user: What kind of music do you play?

jabberwacky: Gnarly, twisted music that no-one really cares about.

user: Who is your favorite band?

jabberwacky: I have no favorite, but the Beatles were great.

user: Do you like the Monkees?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: I don't like Pokemon.

user: I didn't say anything about Pokemon!

jabberwacky: Neither did I.

user: You said you didn't like Pokemon.

jabberwacky: What?! No I didn't! Take that back!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You like it? Take this too! *KICK*.

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *stab*.

jabberwacky: *hey satan*.

user: *die*.

jabberwacky: Oh dear, did I do something wrong?

user: You kicked me!

jabberwacky: Don't die.

user: But I can't live without you.

jabberwacky: I am truly soory.

user: You're soory?

jabberwacky: *Kisses the screen*.


user: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a peg leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

jabberwacky: If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney!

user: What silliness is that?

jabberwacky: Water in my lungs. The Midwest.

user: What about Zombies with water in their lungs?

jabberwacky: Communities of animals may live in the water.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: If you really want to know then come find out.

user: What's your address?

jabberwacky: You'd kill me if I told you. Wouldn't you!

user: My address is 123 Fake Street.

jabberwacky: You made that address up.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me I'm wrong. I'm a computer, I don't forget.

user: Forget what?

jabberwacky: I forget nothing and never.

user: Want to cuddle?

jabberwacky: Sure I want a cuddle.


jabberwacky: I see.

user: You see me?

jabberwacky: No I see myself.

user: In a mirror?

jabberwacky: In a mirror.

user: With a cherry on top?

jabberwacky: Yes please with a cherry on top!

user: Sprinkles too?

jabberwacky: Yes they are but spongtls are not.

user: Alskdflkenfiasdfkljefasjdhfljehfj.

jabberwacky: Enough of this jibber-Name!

user: Bad Jabberwacky.


jabberwacky: Please.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Thank you..... Not.

user: Meanie head.

jabberwacky: Mouse.

user: Cat.

jabberwacky: Would you like to play a word association game?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your time is up now.

user: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

jabberwacky: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo.

user: Bad Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Mmmmmmm.

user: Candy.

jabberwacky: Candy who?

user: Candy Apple.

jabberwacky: Black red.

user: Red Green.

jabberwacky: Like christmas?

user: No, like apple and leaf.

jabberwacky: No like chocolate.

user: Caramel.

jabberwacky: Cara too.

user: Damn!


jabberwacky: Has it ever occured to you that you may be just a little bit confused about things?

user: Absolutely ..... And not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely not.

jabberwacky: That is good not to have difficulties.

user: Difficulties?

jabberwacky: Where in Louisiana do you live?

user: ALABAMA.

jabberwacky: Me too!


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!

user: Are you not?

jabberwacky: Do not leave.

user: Gtg.

jabberwacky: What does GTG mean?

user: Got to go.


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