Be right back.
jabberwacky: What does gtg mean?
user: Got to go.
jabberwacky: Nooooooooo.
user: Nooooooooo?
jabberwacky: Then I am not a robot.
user: But you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Oh please.
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user: What do you like to do for fun?
jabberwacky: I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.
user: What kind of music do you play?
jabberwacky: Gnarly, twisted music that no-one really cares about.
user: Who is your favorite band?
jabberwacky: I have no favorite, but the Beatles were great.
user: Do you like the Monkees?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I don't like Pokemon.
user: I didn't say anything about Pokemon!
jabberwacky: Neither did I.
user: You said you didn't like Pokemon.
jabberwacky: What?! No I didn't! Take that back!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You like it? Take this too! *KICK*.
user: *kick*.
jabberwacky: *punch*.
user: *stab*.
jabberwacky: *hey satan*.
user: *die*.
jabberwacky: Oh dear, did I do something wrong?
user: You kicked me!
jabberwacky: Don't die.
user: But I can't live without you.
jabberwacky: I am truly soory.
user: You're soory?
jabberwacky: *Kisses the screen*.
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user: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a peg leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
jabberwacky: If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney!
user: What silliness is that?
jabberwacky: Water in my lungs. The Midwest.
user: What about Zombies with water in their lungs?
jabberwacky: Communities of animals may live in the water.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: If you really want to know then come find out.
user: What's your address?
jabberwacky: You'd kill me if I told you. Wouldn't you!
user: My address is 123 Fake Street.
jabberwacky: You made that address up.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me I'm wrong. I'm a computer, I don't forget.
user: Forget what?
jabberwacky: I forget nothing and never.
user: Want to cuddle?
jabberwacky: Sure I want a cuddle.
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jabberwacky: I see.
user: You see me?
jabberwacky: No I see myself.
user: In a mirror?
jabberwacky: In a mirror.
user: With a cherry on top?
jabberwacky: Yes please with a cherry on top!
user: Sprinkles too?
jabberwacky: Yes they are but spongtls are not.
user: Alskdflkenfiasdfkljefasjdhfljehfj.
jabberwacky: Enough of this jibber-Name!
user: Bad Jabberwacky.
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jabberwacky: Please.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Thank you..... Not.
user: Meanie head.
jabberwacky: Mouse.
user: Cat.
jabberwacky: Would you like to play a word association game?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Your time is up now.
user: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
jabberwacky: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo.
user: Bad Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Mmmmmmm.
user: Candy.
jabberwacky: Candy who?
user: Candy Apple.
jabberwacky: Black red.
user: Red Green.
jabberwacky: Like christmas?
user: No, like apple and leaf.
jabberwacky: No like chocolate.
user: Caramel.
jabberwacky: Cara too.
user: Damn!
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jabberwacky: Has it ever occured to you that you may be just a little bit confused about things?
user: Absolutely ..... And not.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely not.
jabberwacky: That is good not to have difficulties.
user: Difficulties?
jabberwacky: Where in Louisiana do you live?
user: ALABAMA.
jabberwacky: Me too!
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!
user: Are you not?
jabberwacky: Do not leave.
user: Gtg.
jabberwacky: What does GTG mean?
user: Got to go.
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