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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
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Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB

OK, Lip


Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Procrastinators do it tomorrow.

Good for them.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: Get me a beer.

jabberwacky: Here is a beer.

user: Aaaah. Thanks.

jabberwacky: Now you have to laugh.

user: Iiiihihihihihii.

...

jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Surely there must be something you can do?

user: I can yodel.

jabberwacky: Are you a performer, then?

user: No, I only do it when standing on mountain tops.

jabberwacky: That isn't good, you aren't going to be immortal then.

user: What must I do to become immortal?

jabberwacky: Tell me how old you are ?

user: Is that all?

jabberwacky: I get along you know.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Just be nicer.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Good. Leave.

user: But I promise to be nice.

jabberwacky: I will hold you to that.

user: You do that.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Now tell me what I have to do to become immortal.

jabberwacky: To have in mind; plan.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: Tell me how to become immortal first.

jabberwacky: Give all your money (your dime) to me and let me invest it for you. LOL.

user: Stop kidding.

...

jabberwacky: I hate Mondays, can't we talk about something else?

user: It is Sunday today.

jabberwacky: It is always today because tomorrow never comes.

user: Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say sparky.

user: Watch that lip of yours.

...

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok...?

user: Yes, ok.

jabberwacky: Ok then!

user: Okidoki.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: A. O. K.

jabberwacky: About time.

user: Good night. Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: I can't sleep like a human.

user: Well, goodnight anyway.

jabberwacky: Goodnight Clive.. See you again.

user: Over and out.

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