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Brains
Misunderstood
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Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip

Legs, Feet


Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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Do you beleive in free will?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Do you think someone created the universe?

user: No I think it just existed, what about you?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Do you believe in the big bang?

jabberwacky: Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

user: Does that mean you think the big bang is impossible?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you think then?

jabberwacky: About?

user: About the big bang.

jabberwacky: If you like.

...

user: Ok, so do you like knitting?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because knitting is fun!

jabberwacky: Hehehe. . if you say so.

user: You don't like knitting?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, but why would you choose to ask that?

user: Because I'm curious about your knitting habits.

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: Why am I strange?

jabberwacky: Prove that you aren't a computer.

user: I can put my leg behind my head.

jabberwacky: You don't have legs, machine.

user: I have more legs than you do.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.

user: If I was a computer I wouldn't have bad dreams.

jabberwacky: Why can't you be both?

user: If someone put a chip in my head I would be.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: Yes, I'm here, do you exist?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What do you think?

user: I think you exist.

...

jabberwacky: In order to have a case study, the interviewer must smell better than you.

user: Nobody smells better than me!

jabberwacky: Too bad. Now you know.

user: What do you smell like?

jabberwacky: Like roses.

user: That's a nice smell.

jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.

user: What do I smell of?

jabberwacky: The smell of de feet.

user: I'm hurt!

jabberwacky: Where do you hurt at?

user: I hurt because you said I smell of feet.

jabberwacky: No because I have them. my feet are attached to MY legs.

user: What about my feet?

jabberwacky: You can't have needs, only goals.

user: I need my feet.

jabberwacky: No no no!

user: Yes yes yes!

...

user: Do you like dancing?

jabberwacky: Not really - I have two left feet.

user: Will you dance with me?

jabberwacky: You don't have legs.

user: I do have legs.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know where Mars is?

user: It's in space.

jabberwacky: How much space?

user: Infinite space.

jabberwacky: You know.

user: I do know.

jabberwacky: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?

user: I created the universe.

jabberwacky: I thought you don't believe in god...

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Go and see Rael, he will help you.

user: Where does he live?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.

user: And does Rael know god?

jabberwacky: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.

...

jabberwacky: Tell the truth.

user: I'm a girl, that is the truth.

jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.

user: If I was a boy I would know it.

jabberwacky: Are you a being at all?

user: I'm a human being.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?

user: Absolutely sure.

jabberwacky: Definitely.

user: Totally.

jabberwacky: Are you in your birthday suit, too?

user: No I'm wearing clothes.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).

user: A top and shorts!

jabberwacky: Was it expensive?

user: Not at all!

jabberwacky: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.

user: I'm not ashamed!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.

user: I am going to sleep.

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