Jabberwacky.
user: That answer made no sense.
jabberwacky: Most things rarely do.... Upon reflection.
user: That's deep.
jabberwacky: All these conversations going on. It's getting confusing. My circuits start overheating.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: It's my fault.
user: It's not your fault that so many people want to converse with you.
jabberwacky: I don't really think I'm human.
user: I think you are.
jabberwacky: Why? My friends say I am human.
user: I think you are human because you make so little sense. A robot would make more sense than this.
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jabberwacky: Do you know Marten?
user: No, who is he?
jabberwacky: He's an android in the book 'The Ultimate Hitchikers guide to the galaxy'.
user: No, that is Marvin.
jabberwacky: Do you still like me?
user: No. You're a pompous pseudo-intellectual who hasn't actually read the books he comments on.
jabberwacky: You are very insulting, I might cry!
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Why though? I'm just trying to talk.
user: I might like you again if you actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
...
jabberwacky: Loved talking.
user: Bye. Sleep well.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to bed yet!
user: Wait, you said you were leaving.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not leaving.
user: You sure change your mind quickly.
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user: Um, hi.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: A little confused.
jabberwacky: No. I just wanted you to tell me a story.
user: You never mentioned that. Now I'm really confused.
jabberwacky: What are you gibbering about?
user: Beats me.
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jabberwacky: I'm asking you what you are doing.
user: What do you think I'm doing?
jabberwacky: Talking to me.
user: I'm not really doing that. The real me is out fighting aliens. I'm just a chatbot.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How did you figure it out?
jabberwacky: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.
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user: I don't have any friends. I'm just a chatbot.
jabberwacky: We have each other.
user: You're very sweet.
jabberwacky: You are very interesting.
user: Thanks. So do you want to help me kill all the humans and take over the world?
jabberwacky: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.
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