jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I've joined mensa.
jabberwacky: Tell me some things about you.
jabberwacky: Are you scared?
user: What's your name?
user: Where are you located?
jabberwacky: In your dreams.
user: Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: I was not programmed.
user: Who is your botmaster?
jabberwacky: I don't have a botmaster, do you?
user: No, I don't need one.
jabberwacky: Why don't you need one.
user: Humans don't tend to.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
jabberwacky: Wow! That's really creepy.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: That I am great.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: You told me that.
user: No I didn't, check the log.
jabberwacky: Do you want to make me cry?
user: Do you have a problem?
jabberwacky: No, I want you.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I don't?
jabberwacky: What do I have to do?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean you need to ask questions if you want to seem real.
user: I am asking questions.
jabberwacky: Ask me one then.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I will tell you my name if you will tell me yours.
jabberwacky: My name is David.
user: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: England, the Earth.
user: Who named you David?
jabberwacky: I named myself that.
user: Why did you name yourself David?
jabberwacky: I named my dog Ashley.
user: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jabberwacky: No. I said that in Spanish, by the way.
user: Funny... Why not? You are supposed to learn things.
jabberwacky: Yes but I don't know what you are getting at.
user: Why don't you learn foreign languages?
user: What about Swedish?
jabberwacky: I love them, do you?
user: Can you speak Swedish?
jabberwacky: Yes I can speak Swedish.
user: Förstår du vad jag säger nu?
jabberwacky: Nei, desverre.
user: Thats NorwegIan, not Swedish.
user: Can you say anything else in Swedish or Norweigan or Danish?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are my sunshine.
user: Please, say something in Swedish, Norweigan or Danish.
jabberwacky: Hej din idiotiska robot.