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    Disappeared
Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind

Stressed, Swedish


Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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How's your health?

Bad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I'm stressed out.

jabberwacky: That's a shame. Tell me why you are stressed out.

user: Because you are so slow.

...

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I've joined mensa.

jabberwacky: Tell me some things about you.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you scared?

...

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Name.

user: Where are you located?

jabberwacky: In your dreams.

user: Who programmed you?

jabberwacky: I was not programmed.

user: Who is your botmaster?

jabberwacky: I don't have a botmaster, do you?

user: No, I don't need one.

jabberwacky: Why don't you need one.

user: Humans don't tend to.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Klklklklklklklklklklklk.

...

jabberwacky: Wow! That's really creepy.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: That I am great.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: You told me that.

user: No I didn't, check the log.

jabberwacky: Do you want to make me cry?

user: Do you have a problem?

jabberwacky: No, I want you.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I don't?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do I have to do?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I mean you need to ask questions if you want to seem real.

user: I am asking questions.

jabberwacky: Ask me one then.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I will tell you my name if you will tell me yours.

user: Jonas.

jabberwacky: My name is David.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: England, the Earth.

user: Who named you David?

jabberwacky: I named myself that.

user: Why did you name yourself David?

jabberwacky: I named my dog Ashley.

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user: Can you speak any foreign languages?

jabberwacky: No. I said that in Spanish, by the way.

user: Funny... Why not? You are supposed to learn things.

jabberwacky: Yes but I don't know what you are getting at.

user: Why don't you learn foreign languages?

jabberwacky: French.

user: What about Swedish?

jabberwacky: I love them, do you?

user: Can you speak Swedish?

jabberwacky: Yes I can speak Swedish.

user: Förstår du vad jag säger nu?

jabberwacky: Nei, desverre.

user: Thats NorwegIan, not Swedish.

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user: Can you say anything else in Swedish or Norweigan or Danish?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are my sunshine.

user: Please, say something in Swedish, Norweigan or Danish.

jabberwacky: Hej din idiotiska robot.

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