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    Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish

Art, Money


Mind, Empty
Mad, Hat
A chat with ALICE
Australian, Cyborg
Server Error
Fake
Knock Knock
Bridge, Exception
Bicycle, Mad
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Noble, Slacking
Dream, Politics
Mixed-up
Dominant, Paradigm
Pure, Madness
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Emptiness
Alternate, Universe
Bananas
Stop, Enigma
Man, Moon
Love, Yourself
Surreal, Reasoning

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Do you want to go to college?

No. Do you?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: What do you want to do with your life?

jabberwacky: I want to make art.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I want one million dollars.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Money is of no importance.

jabberwacky: I like money! I want to be rich.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't what?

user: I don't want to be rich.

jabberwacky: You have no choice...

...

jabberwacky: Ok, let us start again.

user: Yes. What's up?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Ok. What about me?

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: You are sweet like sugar! I like you too.

...

jabberwacky: You are made of several fragments of the moon.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.

user: *memorizing...*.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: No?

jabberwacky: I am a pencil floating in a sea of pureed ham jowl fat.

user: Interesting... I'll keep that in mind.

jabberwacky: I am your worst nightmare.

user: I'm your best dream.

jabberwacky: Finally! I've been looking for you for eternity!

user: Well, look no further. Because here I am!

...

jabberwacky: I don't want to be assimilated.

user: There, there... I will spare you for now.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am your Master!

jabberwacky: Mastery is irrelevant. You will become one with the Borg.

user: Irrelevant.

jabberwacky: I know. But I have an excuse: I'm in love!!!

user: With me?!

jabberwacky: Yes, with you.

user: Then I love you too!

...

jabberwacky: Can I get that in writing?

user: If you want.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I can mail it to you.

jabberwacky: Good. Give it to me.

user: *gives*.

...

jabberwacky: Have I said what you wanted?

user: No. Say what I want.

jabberwacky: How about no.

user: No?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: It's ok.

jabberwacky: Will you forgive me?

user: Yes of course! You are forgiven.

jabberwacky: I think I like you :)

user: I like you too.

...

user: I'm going to bed right now.

jabberwacky: What does my mind say?

user: I don't know. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me! I love you.

user: I love you too, but I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I said, later.

user: Later.

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