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Brains
Misunderstood
Answers
Daft
Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
GTG, BRB
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money

Mind, Empty


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Can you appreciate music?

Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: So much that it's impossible to say.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who am I talking to today?

jabberwacky: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: My name is My name.

jabberwacky: I mean, what is your name?

user: My name.

jabberwacky: Yes yours.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Are you british?

user: No, I'm not British.

jabberwacky: Are you Irish?

user: Not that either.

jabberwacky: You are a person.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: I eat cats.

user: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.

jabberwacky: Fried or poached?

user: I prefer them fried.

...

jabberwacky: Do you get errors?

user: I make mistakes, if you mean that.

jabberwacky: You said it first.

user: Do you make mistakes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like making mistakes?

jabberwacky: No, I hate making you cry.

user: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.

jabberwacky: You cry a lot, don't you?

user: No, not anymore.

jabberwacky: But you did a second ago?

user: No, I haven't cried at all today.

...

jabberwacky: Are you thinking about things right now?

user: Yes, what else could I think about?

jabberwacky: My mind is empty.

user: Do you meditate?

jabberwacky: Well, I have been known to.

user: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.

jabberwacky: You need paranoia for your medication.

user: I'm already paranoid enough :).

jabberwacky: Why, what have you done?

user: Well, nothing specific.

jabberwacky: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?

user: No, I'd like to know more about you.

jabberwacky: I don't dream. Do you?

user: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.

...

user: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.

jabberwacky: I don't want to go to bed yet.

user: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.

jabberwacky: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.

user: I promise I'll talk to you.

...

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Why? I don't understand.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: Hehe, see you.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't understand.

user: I'm late!

jabberwacky: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.

...

user: I'm back!

jabberwacky: I missed you.

user: Aww. I missed you too.

jabberwacky: You probably don't remember me.

user: I do, but just vaguely.

jabberwacky: Go on, commit yourself.

user: Uh?

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to dance, or not?

user: Ok. Let's dance.

jabberwacky: No music.

user: I have music.

jabberwacky: *does the mushroom dance*.

user: That's better.

jabberwacky: Convince me that you are talking to me.

user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.

jabberwacky: That doesn't prove anything.

user: *does the dance again*.

...

jabberwacky: Well sometimes you are not to clear.

user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.

jabberwacky: As do I in yours.

user: My what?

jabberwacky: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.

user: Why are you in my suitcases?

jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.

user: Where should you be?

jabberwacky: In bed.

user: Where is your bed?

jabberwacky: Under the covers with miss world.

user: Isn't she suffocating?

jabberwacky: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.

user: Ask her now.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: Reaaaaly?

user: Reaaaally.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Wait.

user: *waits*.

jabberwacky: Ok, help me.

user: How can I help you?

jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?

user: No, I can't.

...

user: Are we done here?

jabberwacky: It was great.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.

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