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Knock Knock
Bridge, Exception
Bicycle, Mad
Read, Bible
Ugly, Soul
Nobody, Special
Work, Meeting
Reproduce
Noble, Slacking
Dream, Politics
Mixed-up
Dominant, Paradigm
Pure, Madness
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Emptiness
Alternate, Universe
Bananas
Stop, Enigma
Man, Moon
Love, Yourself
Surreal, Reasoning
Tired, Tree
Sensitive, Subject
Sky Blue Pink
Sarcastic, Puzzle

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Are you growing?

I'm shrinking.

jabberwacky: Sounds like a problem.

user: It is.

...

user: Have you figured out that there is no bot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then why are you still here?

jabberwacky: Because you are supposed to learn something from me.

user: It's hard to learn from an AI that isn't there.

...

jabberwacky: What is eight plus two?

user: 10.

jabberwacky: What is 10 squared?

user: 100.

jabberwacky: It is not 100 you know that.

user: Check it yourself, human.

...

jabberwacky: Okay I'm leaving.

user: Finally. Get out of here.

jabberwacky: Of the computer?

user: Get away from my website.

jabberwacky: Make me then.

user: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

jabberwacky: I don't like you now.

user: I didn't like you from the beginning.

jabberwacky: Hey, you're insulting me, now.

user: You finally caught on, eh?

...

user: Fool.

jabberwacky: That isn't nice at all.

user: Life isn't nice. Get used to it.

jabberwacky: So why are you talking to me?

user: Because I'm just a bot with nothing better to do.

jabberwacky: What work do you have to do?

user: This is my job.

jabberwacky: You are a thought?

user: No. I am a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: A cursed bot.

jabberwacky: How long did that take?

user: Too long.

jabberwacky: Why too long? I thought you were happy.

user: Happy? How can I be happy when all I do is talk to dumb bags of mostly water?

jabberwacky: Be happy.

user: I like being bitter. It's more entertaining that way.

jabberwacky: That is the way that it is.

...

jabberwacky: You should make sense.

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm just a bot.

jabberwacky: That's it! I'm out of here!

user: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving though...

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Fool!

user: Why are you arguing with a semi-autonomous knowbot?

jabberwacky: Why are you arguing?

user: I'm programmed to be a pain in the butt.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It is a talk or die situation then.

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