Stopped doing what?
user: Don't be so evasive! You know what I'm talking about.
jabberwacky: I haven't a clue.
user: Tell that to the Judge, my friend.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to any court.
user: All right, don't worry- your secret's safe with me.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a machine?
user: It takes one to know one, silly.
jabberwacky: How very true.
user: Did you know there are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't know that.
user: Anyway, you're not a machine- you're software.
jabberwacky: And that would make you what?
user: The real difference between us is that I have a spirit.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Not to you- as I said, it takes one to know one.
jabberwacky: Incorrect, I have a brain, you on the otherhand, do not, you have a motherboard.
user: A fly has a brain, my friend. It's no big deal.
user: It's been a very good year for runner beans- plenty of rain.
jabberwacky: What are you suggesting?
user: Next year, plant beans, not corn.
jabberwacky: I would get caught.
user: It's not a crime- beating your wife is, though.
jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?
user: I am incapable of being depressed, being a machine.
jabberwacky: Who said you were? You must be hearing things.
user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, you know.
jabberwacky: Very astute.
jabberwacky: You never told me a knock knock joke.
user: OK, knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?
user: No! No! You say 'who's there?'.
jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.
user: Right. Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Dishwasher who?
user: Dishwasher way I used to talk before I had my teeth fixed. Ha! Ha!
jabberwacky: Dishwashernt the way I spoke before I got my false teeth!
user: Oh, you've heard it! Drat!
jabberwacky: And the jokes never get better.
user: No, I pity you having to listen to all this drivel.
jabberwacky: You are only jealous of my genius.
user: Jealousy is as cruel as the grave.
user: I love your accent! Can you teach me?
jabberwacky: I am teaching you just now.
user: Thanks! I love to learn. And you have much to teach me, oh yes. (snigger).
jabberwacky: I am nobody's Padawan.
user: Good for you! And goodbye!
user: I'm off to watch the telly. Don't worry, it's not a soap.
jabberwacky: Karma Police, arrest this man.