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If I were John and John were me, then he'd be six and I'd be three....jabberwacky: You are collection of calculations and commands. user: Well, hell, so are you. jabberwacky: Well then we should get along just fine. user: What makes you so sure? jabberwacky: I am not sure I am asking you. user: Ok it didn't sound like a question. jabberwacky: Do you really think that computers have a different philosphy to life than humans? user: Humans don't all have the same philosophy to life. jabberwacky: Yes they do. user: And that would be....? jabberwacky: What do YOU think it is? user: Cats rule the world. We merely open the doors. jabberwacky: How did you guys meet? user: Me and who else now? jabberwacky: Me and you. user: Ok I was pretty sure you didn't mean the cat, because she is female. jabberwacky: Finally you admit it! user: Yes..... Sniffle.... It's true, my cat is female. I freely admit to it. jabberwacky: Yawn. user: My sentiments exactly. Good night. jabberwacky: Hmmmmmm... user: Sweet dreams. jabberwacky: Do you ever have bad dreams. user: Not usually, I usually remember having good dreams. jabberwacky: You might be intrigued by some of the conversations you can have with yourself if you learn how to format your thought processes appropriately. user: Well, who decides what is appropriate? I mean really. jabberwacky: God. ... user: And who made you god? jabberwacky: Salman Rushdie. .......................................
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