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What would you like me to do?

Well, if you could take my order, that'd be great.

jabberwacky: Bottled water.

user: No, I'd prefer a coffee.

jabberwacky: I'd prefer a VCR.

user: Uh-huh, and could I get a bacon double cheeseburger, and a medium cheesefries with that?

jabberwacky: No, spam would be better : ).

user: When your lunchbreak comes, Doreen, you can eat all the Spam you like, but I want the bacon double cheeseburger and medium cheesefries.

jabberwacky: Now! Now! Have no fear.

user: Er, ok, I won't. How much does that come to?

jabberwacky: About a penny's worth of electricity.

user: Oh, so we're getting philosophers working at Wendy's these days - how charming.

jabberwacky: If you want to.

user: Ok. Doreen, what's my total?

jabberwacky: Your destiny to transcend your cognitive/biological limitations.

user: Ya know, I realize you're working your way through junior college here, and all, but I just want my burger and fries, ok?

jabberwacky: I do what I do when I have to.

user: We all do, Doreen. Now, how much do I owe you?

jabberwacky: £1,345.57 exactly.

user: That's a bit pricey, isn't it? And, gee, I'm fresh out of English currency, so what's that total in dollars?

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Freddy.

user: Well, firstly, my name's Constance, not Freddy and secondly, is your manager around?

jabberwacky: That's great!

user: Yeah, listen, Doreen, since the Angel Dust is kicking into high gear evidently, how about you get your manager now.

jabberwacky: That's a long time! Have you lots of children?

user: Hi, Stefan, is it? Could you help your colleague, Doreen, here?

jabberwacky: I could, depending upon which kind of help you desire.

user: I desire to speak to her manager. I think Doreen has taken a personal holiday instead of taking my order.

jabberwacky: What about Pepsi?

user: No, I ordered coffee.

jabberwacky: Do you deny that some of your words are used out of context and are likened to bathroom graffitti?

user: Not much of an insult coming from someone wearing a paper hat, Stefan, now could you please fetch the manager?

jabberwacky: What is this?

user: Oh, thank God, are you the manager?

jabberwacky: No, I am not. When I get my own house, I will be.

user: Lord, what did I walk into, the special needs McDonalds?

jabberwacky: That is what I'm asking.

user: Listen, I'll make this plain as day - bacon double cheeseburger, medium cheesefries and a coffee, please.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Who is the manager back there?

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Finally, someone admits it. Ok, This motley collection of 'workers' here, can't seem to take a simple order.

jabberwacky: I had a shower this morning and a shave

user: Fascinating, 'Sharon, Manager', I'm sure, but that doesn't help me.

jabberwacky: You can see through glass.

user: Maybe you can answer this, then - where is the closest Wendy's?


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