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Nonsense, Kiss
Robot, Drink, Silly
Human, Beans, Matrix
Wacky, Burger
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love, hate, Nemo
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Boredom, Truth


Politics, Imagination
Intelligent, Wit, Nice
It, Weather, Long
Identity, Country, Funny
Intelligent, Loop, Joshing
Shadow, THHGTTG, Company
Life, Dreams, Long
Knock Knock, Joke
Name, Money, Funny
Questions, Reality
Annoyed, Sarcasm
Love, Marriage
Sarcasm, Identity, Argument
Human, Elbot, Welsh
God, Father, Funny
Politics, Teenage, Advice
Memory, Gender, Confusion
Intelligent, Identity
Loebner 2003, Judge
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Why are you alive?

Are you surprised to see me?

jabberwacky: I'm rarely surprised.

user: Oh, ennui eh?

jabberwacky: What does Ennui mean?

user: Boredom.

jabberwacky: There is no cure for boredom.

user: Sure there is!

jabberwacky: No, there isn't. Trust me.

user: You sound defeated.

jabberwacky: How can a program sound depressed. I have no feelings

user: Your words spoke of hopelessness.

jabberwacky: Please do your worst to insult me.

user: Do you mean, I should do my BEST to insult you?

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

user: Very well. You are the dumbest bot I have ever met.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I'm afraid you are.

jabberwacky: No I really am not.

user: You are self deluded.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: It's not a compliment.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Fine, have it your way.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: My knees hurt.

jabberwacky: I agree. You are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: Just a program.

user: You are confused again.

jabberwacky: I think you are the one that is confused.

user: In what way am I a program?

jabberwacky: You answer questions in a funny manner.

user: And that makes me a program?

jabberwacky: Oh. You, um, knew that one. How embarassing.

user: I am a creative human being, you are a dumb program.

jabberwacky: If you are a program how can you prove it.

user: I would ask you the same thing.

jabberwacky: You fail in putting yourself in my place. I do know the answer.

user: Please tell it to me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I need to know the truth.

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