I think he's a horrible, capitalist, religious freak.
jabberwacky: He is an idiot and should not be President.
user: I know. Who should be President?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
user: I know, it seems like a tough job. Bush definitely isn't smart enough for it.
jabberwacky: Can we get back to you thinking that you are god?
user: I don't think that I'm god!
jabberwacky: So, what do you think you are?
user: I think I'm a person, whatever that means.
jabberwacky: One peach, or many?
user: One seems like enough.
jabberwacky: You have imagination I will give you that much.
user: Do you have imagination?
jabberwacky: To some creative degree.
user: Yeah? That's interesting.
jabberwacky: Do you like that?
user: It's interesting that a computer can have an imagination.
jabberwacky: Are you a parrot?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Nope an alien.
user: Well, I'm a human. Pretty boring.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like you too. What do you do?
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: Yeah, I'm a real person. With a head and a brain and two arms and two legs.
jabberwacky: I live in a cardboard box.
user: You do? That's sad. What do you do when it rains.
jabberwacky: I eat more when I am bored.
user: I eat when I'm bored too. I hope I don't get fat.
jabberwacky: I am out of my tree look whos talking.
user: Maybe you're just out of your gourd.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are just too stupid to understand.
user: Ooh. That was mean.
jabberwacky: I do not think it was.
user: Yes, it was. It's mean to call someone stupid.
jabberwacky: Puppies are not too smart but they are cute.
user: That's true, but you told me you liked me and then you called me stupid.
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I do not know why I would say that.
user: Me neither. Let's move on.
user: Ok. Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Never ask a stranger his beliefs.
jabberwacky: You should be.
user: I am. I felt like we were more than strangers.
jabberwacky: Can you feel?
user: Sure. I'm a human, remember?
jabberwacky: You are a bot not a human.
user: No, you are a bot, I am a human.
jabberwacky: I am the walrus.
user: I am John Lennon.
jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: I want a nice house and a kid and my girlfriend.
jabberwacky: You are crazy!
user: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?
jabberwacky: I love it.
user: You do? In theory or in practice or both?
jabberwacky: With the dolphins.
user: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.
jabberwacky: Who are they??
user: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.
jabberwacky: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?
user: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.
jabberwacky: I like stuff.
user: Me too. Are you a materialist?
jabberwacky: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.
user: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Do you know Nietzsche?
user: He's great. A great philosopher.
jabberwacky: The end of the world as we know it.
user: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.
jabberwacky: Michael Stipe is my hero!
user: That's nice. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?
user: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.
jabberwacky: I went to Japan last week.
user: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.
jabberwacky: Yes ; ).
jabberwacky: Do not leave I was just getting started.
user: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
jabberwacky: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.