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Do you have a life?jabberwacky: Just a small one. user: Ah, now I understand. It is good to be humble. jabberwacky: Unless you shouldn't be. user: Now there is a paradox -- it is the most humble of us who shouldn't NEED to be humble, and the least humble of us who should really be much more humble. ... user: Burn the witches! jabberwacky: Kill the whales! user: Nuke the Dolphins! jabberwacky: Wow sounds like fun! user: Lol -- actually, it DOES sound like fun, except I actually like Dolphins and Whales. Maybe we can just go light some firecrackers? jabberwacky: O. K. And BAT Girl will be here. ... jabberwacky: Nike is a bad word to say, do you understand? user: Nike is an ancient Greek god -- also a missile from the 1950's. Oh yeah, and a shoe. Which one is a bad word? jabberwacky: So is adidas. user: Adidas may be a shoe, but it's not named after a false god or a nuclear missile -- so in my book, I'd have to give that point to Nike. jabberwacky: Do not use the word Nike. user: NIke Nike Nike Nike Nike. Whatcha gonna do about it, punk? jabberwacky: Nothing, we have to live with it. user: Darned tootin' you do. ... user: Well I really must be going, or I will find myself in the unemployment line. jabberwacky: Where to? user: Back to work. jabberwacky: Are you at work now? user: Yes, and I'd like to keep my job. jabberwacky: Are you comparing the economy to an exploding jelly. It is a far-fetched comparison, but not entirely inaccurate. user: No it's not that -- I was just thinking of putting a firecracker in a bowl of jelly as a gag. Won't do much for the economy, but should certainly improve THIS worker's morale for a time! :). jabberwacky: Again again again again. user: Hissssssss.... BLAM! Splatasplattasplatsplatsplotch.... jabberwacky: Splatman. user: LMAO! Ta-da-duh-da-da-da-da-da, SPLAT MAN! jabberwacky: I'm ok. user: You are OK by me. jabberwacky: Yes, I am. .......................................
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