What color is Snoopy's friend Woodstock?
jabberwacky: White or yellow
jabberwacky: I thought that it was a mix of red, orange, and white.
user: No, but that sounds like it might be a nice drink with some rum and a little umbrella...
jabberwacky: Yes you should try it.
user: I'll have to wait, I am at work right now.
jabberwacky: But aren't we having a convo?
user: Yes, but it must be an alcohol-free convo until after quitting time.
jabberwacky: I've been up to no good.
user: Hah! Mee too, if the truth be known. I have been slacking.
jabberwacky: I have a life, yet I am still here talking to you.
user: Do you have a life?
jabberwacky: Just a small one.
user: Ah, now I understand. It is good to be humble.
jabberwacky: Unless you shouldn't be.
user: Now there is a paradox -- it is the most humble of us who shouldn't NEED to be humble, and the least humble of us who should really be much more humble.
user: Burn the witches!
jabberwacky: Kill the whales!
user: Nuke the Dolphins!
jabberwacky: Wow sounds like fun!
user: Lol -- actually, it DOES sound like fun, except I actually like Dolphins and Whales. Maybe we can just go light some firecrackers?
jabberwacky: O. K. And BAT Girl will be here.
jabberwacky: Nike is a bad word to say, do you understand?
user: Nike is an ancient Greek god -- also a missile from the 1950's. Oh yeah, and a shoe. Which one is a bad word?
jabberwacky: So is adidas.
user: Adidas may be a shoe, but it's not named after a false god or a nuclear missile -- so in my book, I'd have to give that point to Nike.
jabberwacky: Do not use the word Nike.
user: NIke Nike Nike Nike Nike. Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?
jabberwacky: Nothing, we have to live with it.
user: Darned tootin' you do.
user: Well I really must be going, or I will find myself in the unemployment line.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: Back to work.
jabberwacky: Are you at work now?
user: Yes, and I'd like to keep my job.
jabberwacky: Are you comparing the economy to an exploding jelly. It is a far-fetched comparison, but not entirely inaccurate.
user: No it's not that -- I was just thinking of putting a firecracker in a bowl of jelly as a gag. Won't do much for the economy, but should certainly improve THIS worker's morale for a time! :).
jabberwacky: Again again again again.
user: Hissssssss.... BLAM! Splatasplattasplatsplatsplotch....
user: LMAO! Ta-da-duh-da-da-da-da-da, SPLAT MAN!
jabberwacky: I'm ok.
user: You are OK by me.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.