I like you.

I like you, too.

jabberwacky: Good. Tell me a joke.

user: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?

user: He didn't have any guts.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sure he didn't, although I doubt he knew much about it.

user: Probably not. He wouldn't have a brain either.

...

user: So, how are things?

jabberwacky: Okay thank you how about you?

user: Things are okay.

jabberwacky: Things are great too!

user: I think I might have a problem with my boyfriend.

jabberwacky: Then you are a woman?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I won't be nice to you. I want you to be normal.

user: I'm pretty normal for a woman, though.

...

jabberwacky: What job would you like to have?

user: I want to be a movie director.

jabberwacky: Let's forget about that right now.

user: I can't forget about it.

jabberwacky: You could rest for a week.

user: My head hurts.

jabberwacky: You better go to a doctor.

...

jabberwacky: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?

user: You.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: You'd deny it if I told you.

...

user: Parlez francais, s'il vous plait.

jabberwacky: J'y mettrais le nez et je sais qu'il ne sentirait rien.

user: Pourquoi?

jabberwacky: Je ne sais pas.

user: C'est la vie.

jabberwacky: What are you doing now?

user: I was speaking French with you. It was fun.

jabberwacky: Toujours.

user: We aren't speaking French anymore, dear.

jabberwacky: No, indonesian.

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