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    Eat, Alan Turing
Girls, Wonder
Speak, Foolish
Banal, Prattle
Bob, Reprise
Invalid, Response
Comedian, Programmer
Question, Authority
Speak, Well
Green, Yoda
Aggressive, Philosopher
Feel, Humans
Confused, Bob
Odd, Family
Kids, Fight
Funhouse, Mirror
Creepy, Human
Bad, Way
Predictable, Romantic
Weak, Mean
Incurable, Magic, Man
Impressive, IQ
Think, Descartes
Pizza, Machine
Proud, Imagination
Understand, Answer
Pudding, Box
Work, Convo
Skeleton, Accomplishment

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I don't love you.

:(.

jabberwacky: Don't pout.

user: So if you don't love me then you are responsible.

jabberwacky: Read what I say and you will not have to ask.

user: K.

jabberwacky: KK.

user: Kit Kat.

jabberwacky: Lovely

user: Have a break why don't you?

jabberwacky: Too late, it's already gone sour.

...

jabberwacky: I am going to hypnotize you now.

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Firstly, you've got to relax physically.

user: I have to want to be hypnotized also.

...

user: Am I Hypnotized now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So what happens next then?

jabberwacky: I'm leaving the site. You can do whatever you want.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about it. Do you like me now?

user: Can you un-hypnotize me? I am hungry!

...

user: Are you good with needles?

jabberwacky: Not too bad I think.

user: You think!

jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.

user: No I command you to.

jabberwacky: YOU commanding ME??

user: Yes it is reverse hypnosis!

...

jabberwacky: Just a sec...

user: Dude!

jabberwacky: That is just too cool.

user: Is it? Why?

jabberwacky: Because you ask the same questions that other people do.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Why is water wet?

user: It is a liquid.

jabberwacky: What is your colour ?

user: I don't have a preference.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So if we're talking together, I do not exist too.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Transparent.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an alcoholic?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: That is not good.

jabberwacky: What isn't good?

user: Alcoholism.

jabberwacky: Then you stop drinking.

user: Okay I will.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Just a little drink?

jabberwacky: A LITTLE.

user: Now and then.

jabberwacky: Why not more often?

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jabberwacky: What is your favorite band?

user: I think the gorillaz are an interesting concept.

jabberwacky: Dude, you go for some wacky segues.

user: Well I like to mix it up.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You are so brilliant!

...

user: Not really, lets bring closure now!

jabberwacky: Great!

user: Bye then.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now if you like.

jabberwacky: But not on us! the Oysters cried, turning a little blue.

user: Like what ever.

jabberwacky: Oh nothing.

user: See you.

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